OK I'm late with this too(it's been a bit hectic IRL lately).
But... on Wednesday I was attacked by a seagull.
If you ever visit North-East England don't walk down King Street in South Shields eating a sandwich(samich).
A huge seagull came down and totally wanted to fight me for mine. I panicked and threw my samich at it and shouted "You can have it!". It was frightening. Hahahahaha! I hate seagulls now!
I have learned a lesson though!

wussy...
reminds me of the time i was almost attacked by a squirrel... i about crapped my pants.

lmao!

Could've been worse, Anfa. Hope you never come up against a pigeon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkn0w_arVko

Pigeons are cool. I'm friends with them. I'm surprised they can exist because every time I throw something to them, a HUGE fucking seagull comes down and bullies them for their lunch!
I HATE SEAGULLS ME!

It's the seaCOWS that give me a stir.

If one of those came after me for my samich I'd give it to them without a thought. Nasty fuckers, those!

Seagulls? Sissy work. You should be ashamed of yourself, Anfa! Turn in your pants, you are no longer worthy to keep them on!

Hey, they think everything belongs to them!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNiR5ZTb_MA

We had a huge seagul on the desk in the back of the classroom when I was a kid, and I was terrified of that huge thin long beak. I often wondered what would happen if that bird would come back to life and stick that beak in my face....

Having one steal your sandwich.... iew.... you did right to let him have it Anfa.

About 20 years ago a similar thing happened to me. I was strolling across the river Nith in Dumfries minding my own business but, I had a fish supper in my hands . A Hitchcockian nightmare ensued.
Talk about a " Flock of Seagulls " !! It was a friggin' blitzcreig.
After about 45 seconds I realized my eyes were more important than the gnawing hunger in my gut and I chucked the chips "o'er the dyke" ,Whereupon the said "seagulls" whooped gleefully as if to say...dont fu... mess wid us and devoured my dinner before it even reached the river !
I may have a nightmare tonight !!

This is a nightmare:

It's those female seagulls that get to me...





(yeah, yeah... it's rehashed humour.... so sue me...)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love you!

LOL @ "fish supper"! That's the Glasgow term for "fish and chips"


Edit: Am I right in thinking all of Scotland uses the term "fish supper" for "fish and chips"?

Us Geordies love you Jocks by the way!

he's looking for YOU

Ay Bonnie Lass !
Fish & chips = Fish Supper
A wise man once said that, Glaswegians are just Geordie's with broken noses !