World's oldest shoe. They didn't tell the whole story. There was a body of the original owner near by. Apparently he was killed by the members of the local hood for his runners.

and they only took one

You SURE that's a shoe, dude? It looks like it MAY have come out of an elephant's arschfinkter!

(or maybe back then they made their shoes from elephant turds? I wouldn't know about ancient times. Maybe we should consult yerPALal on this - he'd probably remember! )

Al would know! Altough they were probably hand me downs, but he would know! Nice to know that there is a wealth of experience so close at hand.

Better one Nike in the hand than the smell of ten...