I could really go for some ice cold Fosters right NOW

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

thumb??? ah thats why the ladies always stopped when i was hitchhiking

Happy Birthday to me...............

Happy Birthday to YOU Rose

Hijacked Thread!!!

This Thread is now about BACON.

Happy Belated Birthday Rose!! Sorry, I didn't see this thread reappear until a moment ago so umm.... yeah, hope you had a good one & err, have some bacon?

Ditto!

The way things work:

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.

2. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

3. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

4. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

5. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

6. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet & who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies & stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

7. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

8. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

9. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

10. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

11. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

his name is Wood...

nah... just kidding...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOVE IT!

for pure entertainment, pure genius...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W6hBI1SAL4

&

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1JoN5up0B0

I wanna be an airborne ranger
I wanna lead a life of danger
Before the day I die
There's five things I wanna ride
Bicycle, tricycle, automobile
Virgin's mother and a ferris wheel