Synthvet wrote:
this is the closest thing I could find in a "midget in a Leia costume"
OK there are SEVERAL things wrong with this picture!!!!!!
A) it's a midget stripper!
B) the midget stripper's boobs are bigger than mine!
C) the midget stripper is wearing a G-STRING!!
D) THERE IS MONEY IN THE FRICKING G-STRING!!!! WTF???
E) what is up with that tattoo??? All the midget strippers I know don't hunt for deer.
F) OK, NO self-respecting overweight midget stripper in a black g-string would forget to take off his BLACK SOCKS before actually starting to strip!!
G) should he really be that close to an overloaded electrical outlet???
H) Seriously. Buy contact lenses.
.....anyone else want to chime in here?