I have owned Springer Spaniels, Dalmatians, and mutts and am thinking about a new dog. I've been researching some of the new breeds and have narrowed my search down to the following and thought you good people might help me make a decision between these:

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end


Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye Terrier, a dog for visionaries


Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog


Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle


Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors


Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes


Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks (or drools) incessantly


Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by ... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway


Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work with you


Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun


Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet


Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Still love the line from Dumb & Dumber about breeding a bulldog and a Shih Tzu to get a bullshit.

You need a Lagotto Romagnolo Al!
(Water dog of Romagna)

Thanks, Tesore, but on a boat I'm kinda hoping I won't need a water dog. (if you get my drift)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeshond



This is the dog for you.



As you can see, in the Captain Rob adventures - the little white Keeshond is THE dog of choice, when you sail a seaworthy boat.



And then you can get into all sorts of adventures yourself.

http://www.keeshond.org/ Here is where they are in the USA

Actually, these are probably more like the adventures I'll be having.

Then you don't need a dog at all.

This is nice dog,
Although it will need rubber boots

HA! Love your dog list! I'm gonna steal it for some dog-loving friends of mine.
We have a Jack Rustle and a Boston Terrierist... enough said!

A dog like this?

Hahahahaha@Claf

This one should be a real friend + could also be use to wash your car

@L@rue: lol!!!


Winston Churchill dog?


or Paris Hilton?