"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls.
The most massive characters are seared with scars.

{its tattooed on my arm}

I'm glad to see that this thread has a common interest among the members here. Love it and I love all you guys...sniff..sniff

"I like to fill my bathtub up with water, turn on the shower, and pretend I'm in a submarine that's been hit." - Steven Wright.

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any
time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
~Steven Wright

great find Synthvet

NEVER MOON A WEREWOLF!

My last favorite PSC quote, a'la Caf is at the bottom. Here are a few others of mine:

The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. ~Chinese Proverb

A house divided against itself cannot stand.
Abraham Lincoln

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
Benjamin Franklin

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Eleanor Roosevelt

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt

Got my Shamrock Shake from McDonald's today. it came with whipped cream and a damn cherry on top. Damnit! if it ain't McBroke, don't McFix it, McDonald's! McCafe my McAss!
~Square!!!

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen?
~Steven Wright

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Wm. Butler Yeats

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
Oscar Wilde

"First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure."
Mark Twain