Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:57 pm   Reply with quote         

For those still lamenting the loss of cocklefighting, I present to you a new challenge.

http://www.kingdomofloathing.com

Go forth, and speak to the toot oriole on mt. noob to begin your drunken adventures.
I'm a pastamancer.

Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:08 pm   Reply with quote         

I'm Gruntly Gargothagon, Seal Clubber.
I have no idea what I'm doing!

I like this bit though:
You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey
You acquire an item: bottle of vodka
You acquire an item: bottle of gin

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Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:11 pm   Reply with quote         

Toot Oriole made me learn how to make a vodka martini! Life lessons to help me slay crates!

Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:20 pm   Reply with quote         

You acquire an item: Mad Train wine
You acquire an item: dirty hobo gloves

I'll give the wine a shot but I'm not sure about the dirty hobo gloves.

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Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:19 pm   Reply with quote         

I have slain many crates with my stolen accordian and power of song On to the adventuring

Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:36 pm   Reply with quote         

I drank a lot... then I lost all my battles and it told me I wouldn't be sober until tomorrow. So I had to stop playing for a bit or else continue to lose all my stats in a drunken stupor....

Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:51 pm   Reply with quote         

I need to light the trick candles on this birthday cake, but have killed myself twice wandering into brush fires

Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:55 pm   Reply with quote         

Haha! i just found 300 meat on the corpse of famed adventurer Chester Meatpot

Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:54 am   Reply with quote         

Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:19 am   Reply with quote         

I liked the name Tobert for my mosquito