Tell us about your pets funny or strange behaviors or stories

My three cats:<br> <br>Sunshine: when she wants something she does one of two things, if you are looking at her she flicks her head back, like the motion ya make when you want some one to come to you or she reaches out and touches your arm with her paw and makes a tiny little noise. Is so fat she looks like she has buttcheeks, eaddles and when she runs when she goes to stop her big butt flies up in the hair from the momentum<br>used to discipline the two younger cats when they acted wild like a mother (she is nine and a ahalf, they are 3), can strike the fear into the other two with just a look. <br> <br> Gwenie: climbs/jumps up and balances on top of open doors, licks your hand when she wasnt head rubs, brings toys up on my lap to play with her with, and chases her tail constantly, and she thinks she is supposed to always have a bite of the turkey i get from the deli whenever i make a sandwich, if she doesnt she acts like you have commited some sin or criminal act<br><br>Neenie: Sleeps with one eye open, is physically impossible to keep on her back for belly runs, can jump close to five feet in the air to try and catch things when you are playing with her, when she is learnign something she stares intently twisting her head around til her head is almnmost upside down then will do the thing she was watching and and if you call her in distress cuz there is a bug ro something she comes running, looks at you with huge eyes and goes where you point

My dog Zac could lick his balls<br> <br> <br> <br> <br>...took me ages to teach him that.

My bunny pisses on the couch and my hamster washes himself in his own mini-television. Fact.

stu put the damn lid down, the cat is gonna poison himself licking that crap off

great stories you guys I love silly animals.<br>My Bittycat likes to take peices of his dry food, one at a time, dip them into his water bowl, <br>fish them out and then eat them off his paw. But he will not eat wet food. Weird!

my hampsters died<br><br>i guess that wasnt very funny

My cat weights 8 kilos... and sometimes when he´s asleep, he just can´t manage all that ball of fat, and falls from the chair.... Poor silly fat cat... I think he is loosing lives too fast this stupid way!

oops... double clicked. Sorry.<br><br>(now you get why my cat is so stupid... hehe)

I cant tell you a story about my cat I ate it!

Oh ok stu, i worry about your kittys urinary tract... not healthy to make them hold it<br> <br>LOL P@u, my oldest, sinshine weighs close to 20 pounds, and she sleeps on my comp monitor (i still have a big chunkie one) and she has started getting deeply relaxed in the last year and parts will just go limp and hang off lol<br> <br>

OK all you cat lovers. It took me ages to find this again, but here it is (hold onto your sides). BTW P@u, i think your cat is in here:<br><br><a target="_blank" href="http://www.silvertyne.com/albums/humour/funny_cats_1.wmv">http://www.silvertyne.com/albums/humour/funny_cats_1.wmv<a>

oooooooh god!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!<br>Irishstu, you made my day complete!! hehehee<br>soooooo funny!

Thanks P@u. <br>By the way, for all of you who would like to see what my stupid, but lovable, cat (Moguai) looks like, here you go...<br><br><img src="http://img78.exs.cx/img78/452/drink.jpg" /><br><br><img src="http://img13.exs.cx/img13/5890/catcute.jpg" />

he´s lovable!!!<br>do you cut his hair??? I´ve never seen a cat with his hair cutted!<br>=)