Well ok, not a competition exactly, as there are no prizes. But I thought this might be a bit of fun.

Pick one or more of the following pictures and suggest funny caption(s) - then we'll have a "vote" in a couple of days to decide which are the best.

The most popular/"winning" caption writer gets to post a couple of pics of their own for the rest to give captions to.. and so on. (Pics can be anything from your own portfolio/snapshots, news stories or anywhere - as long as they're in line with PSC's rules on decency, nudity, etc.)

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The 'real' captions are:
1) Former US Presidents Bill Clinton and George Bush Snr visit tsunami-hit Aceh.
2) UK Chancellor Gordon Brown tours China to find out about their economic growth.
3) A juggler tosses batons through the legs of Christian DeLeon at the Daytona International Speedway.
4) A poisonous cane toad sits in a jar before feeding time at Sydney's Taronga Zoo.

"If there's one thing Bill is good at, it's screwing!"

1. Now What exactly is your definition of Screw???

1) Girl in foreground: But that shed's not even broken.
Clinton under breath: Quite you.
2) At the school of voodoo and natural disasters
3) Jack suddenly realizes that the beans were not meant to be taken internally
4) If alkaseltzer works on seagulls, then what about...

2)holy crap! there's a country there! Did you guys know that?

#4) "this is the last time i rent an apartment"

#4) "do i look fat in this?"

#1) "what can you do?..you gotta build it before you can bomb it"

"And here we see the Country of Txpinkia, Land of the Noble Kaleidoscope."

2. Ok, show me again, left, left, right, left...here... are you sure the toilet is here?
4. Silicocrystal - magnifying laboratory glass. Order today and win a toad pet.

#3) "ever since i had it chrome plated the damn thing keeps falling off"

#1) I broke my nail, you see, here... not funny....
#3) Watch my balls, watch my balls!

#2) i will bury my collection of bad purple ties here"

1)"Hey George remember how I did this to you in the '92 election"

2) Chancellor Gordon Brown again posed the question, "How can so many people live on an island smaller than my pinky?".