Showcase is a great father, always involved in what the kids are doing,
He even leaves comments on the babys' crib before he goes to work:

"You call that crawling?"

"Clown noses are red not green, you had a red crayon in your box, what were you
thinking"

"I'm not saying your first word spoken wasn't good, I just don't understand
why your mother was so exicited about it, I mean "ma-ah" isn't really
a word, you can do much better is all I'm saying, Love Dad"

I don't blame Show for being so bitter If you lived in New Hampshire
you'ld be bitter:
New Hampshire is like Arkansas but with snow and less teeth

I'm not saying they're white trash but The State Flag of New Hampshire
is a Yosemite Sam mud flap

If it wasn't for New Hamshire the entire Acid Wash Jean industry would
have folded in 1994

I'm not saying they have no taste in New Hampshire but Showcases wedding
cake was a Carvel Cookie Puss in a tuxedo.

They are getting better, they just stopped accepting pigs and chickens
as currency and are learning to use "That fancy paper money"

I think the site has improved greatly since Show was made a moderator,
He's alway's coming up with new ideas, He recently designed a program to
find pictures of Man-Ass and automaticly pull them from the site, If they
get sent to a folder on Shows computer called "Yum Yum fresh bum" that's
his buisness.

BWAAAAHAAAAAA! You nut! This is a great idea. HAHAHA! I'll be back to play after I stop laughing.

*edit* Damn BBCode.

What a minute Ken . . . . . a showcase roast?


But, considering what he does to himself isn't that a redundancy?

HAHAHAHAH! yum yum fresh bum!! HAHAHAhAhahAHAa

showcase is such a geek that... um... well he's... uh.... i got nothin'

finally someone agrees w/ me!

showcase isn't as bad as he seems...well i take that back....he's a jerk



is that better

BWAHAHAHA!!! I mean... CRAP!!!
Can someone please explain to Hax what a roast is...please?

i believe hax is right on the money

hey i had a long night w/ some filipino fellatio.....so give me a break.....my mind this morning has been wandering

Showcase talks the talk of his sexual conquests, but the truth of the matter is, on his wedding night he was a virgin. I understand when his new bride touched him, he turned his head and coughed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

*cough*


(thanks nancers)

It was a little known fact that Showcase was considered for the position of Pope. Not because he was a great religious leader, but instead, for his countless alter boy "encounters".