this is hilarious!!!

thanks everyone for making me feel so special

This shouldnt be called a roast. It should be called an intervention.

Someone tell Chachi to get the fuck outta here....

Leif- if you did spend time with hax, you would probably end up with herpes anyway
because he would hold you down and molest you just like the starfish

Dew hahaha! i hate to say it that was a good one






Hey i am NOT normal and thats a good thing, at least i am not the freak thats been keeping tabs on ME since 1998 and came here just to be a putz about it.


I may be weird, but i am mostly a good kinda weird, (No comments from the peanut gallery that was an issolated situation)
but how mesed up are you to be stalking me?
HA!


viva le weirdness!
but not the hax kinda weird

Heather, did you come in looking for food? Its not that kind of roast...

Back to hax.

Hax is so M5, that the band M5 turned him down.

heather this isn't an all you can eat buffet....it's a fucking roast....
what you're looking for is here.....i'm sure you have your own special chair w/ your name on it at the local bonanza.
HARHARHARHARHAR!!!!

and heather please ...enough....don't flatter yourself about the stalking.....you were a member when...march 2003?.....i joined here over a year later in april 2004....if i was how you say...."stalking you"....i would have been here long ago.

Hax is so stupid, he roasts other people in his own roast!

M5!

I'm new to this site , but it quickly became obvious that Hax is a weirdo.
I thought Lediro & his goat love was awful, but Hax makes him look like a choirboy.
This guy makes accordion players look hip. (when he's not busy with his chronic masturbation) I thought about doing a chop of Hax & Cynn. You know, one of those "What would their children look like?" The thought of it wilted my browser. Besides, I doubt if their "virus list" is up to date , if you know what I mean. Anyone having had contact with Hax, please don't touch anybody or anything.
Wash your hands immediately. Enjoy chopping while you can Hax. Your habits are guaranteed to eventually leave you blind & with warts all over your palms.

aaaw Hax..... it took ya that long to find my website again......

truth is, by the time you showed up here i forgot you existed.

You already admitted puiblicly you came here via my website....
and i keep trackers on my sites, and you sure did visit them alot over the years, like you visit my blog every day or so.

for someone who isnt a stalker you are really interested in my life....

I know i am beautiful but sheesh, i am NOT interested.. move along now!

dude....seriously...figure it out.

I think Sara is a stupid name for a starfish. And Hax is a stupid name for a human being or whatever you are. Why a starfish? Thats perverted. Cows are better.

i'm going to pretend i didn't hear that

oh wait this is a roast....carry on

10 bucks he has done a cow before

Its even worse than that Make Believe. I heard he PAID $10.00 to do a cow.

actually it was $100...cause she was a nice milker