Nancer, is that your hair or did a mattress factory explode. At least you shave your back, I'll give ya credit for that. I'm not sure how I feel about your "little Mohawk" though.

Let me tell you there's nothing "little" about nancers' mohawk . . . . .


AH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH . . . . . .

I suggest we take up a collection & buy her a weed whacker. Then she can trim her .....Well, you know what I mean. Her garden. Does horticulture start with a "W".
Not always easy to lead them to culture.

I was a little worried about nancers running this contest, the potential for controversy is so great. But then I realized that considering how intelligent she is it was sort of like leaving a wet match in charge of dynamite.

. . . . AH-AH-AH-AH-AH . . . . . .



She reminds me of Charo except without the hair and the smile and the boobs.

. . . . AH-AH-AH-AH-AH . . . . . .

What a minute, she doesn't remind me of Charo at all.

Hahahahahahah . . . . . . ok, sit down now Phyllis before somebody mistakes you for nancers like last week in the K-Mart.

You know, nancers and I used to date . . . . . really.


And people wonder what drove me to drink . . . and to think, I never even thanked the woman either.

*lifts glass* Thank you nancers, you made my liver what it is today.

hahahahahahah . . . . . Thank you folks.




And now to continue, It's time to introduce our next roaster, Frank Sinatra . . . . .

except Frank sent a telegram saying he wouldn't waste his time on roasting nancers, so . . . .*tosses note card over his shoulder and picks drink up again* well, that leaves us with a goodly amount of dead air . . . . sort of like between nancers' ears.

Speaking of empty spaces, you know, nancers once cried about how well square filled a bra so square set her a box of tissues. Speaking of that, anyone notice how sexy nancers is looking these days? Did she get a boob job or . . . .sa-a-a-a-ay . . . . . .

Al, you have having a wee bit too much fun here, aren't you.... LOL

. . . . . Hey, this was so much fun, can't we keep this one going?

. . . . AH-AH-AH-AH-AH . . . . . .



Sure, I'd welcome it. I've been out of the public eye longer than nancers' personality.