1.) Dog + Fire Hydrant = vile, earth-destroying waste
2.) Rodents loose in the Suburbs makes for unsightly lawns.
3.) Shady-looking socks selling radioactive nuclear bombs that are disguised as trash.
4.) Radioactivity of bombs create mutant freak socks suck as the one standing in the street.
5.) Fertilizer also poisons innocent socks. (For example, causes multi-colored skin and death, Extra chest hair, or autisticy which results in helmet-wearing socks.
6.) Chicken socks helping car mechanics result in severe disasters later on.
7.) Hot-dog munching socks create more vile, earth-destroying waste.
8.) The waste on earth attracts aliens who love trash, which results in them hiding behind bushes waiting to steal your golf balls.
9.) Feathered-hat-wearing socks dancing on hoods of cars causes more water to be wasted for removing the scent from the car.
10.) Of course, the ultimate waste-producing activity is accordion-playing socks standing in puddles. Very Dangerous!
