Hahaha, my first link was" anfa needs a sock!"

Sandi needs more tortoise, less red.
SANDI needs to be out of town on feb 4 ..
Sandi needs a couple of ideas.
Sandi needs owners who will shower her with love and affection
sandi needs a new hobby
Sandi needs more city council signatures


Wow... I need more tortoise, less red??? I say Sandi needs more COWBELL!

Haha, nice Robin. My top 5

202 needs no introduction
202 needs new flesh
202 needs Rustoleum
202 needs a spanking?
202 needs C4 to work effectively

THE NEED FOR IMPROVED FUNGICIDES FOR WET(T)-BLUE
hmmm wettblue would be a cool new alias!

Keep in mind, Wet(t) Dream is a prototype. It's lacking all kinds of functionality,
and needs a lot of improvement before it's really ready for release
that sounds naughty

Plan ahead to get your home wet(t) bar needs in mind.
hmmm wettbar would be another cool new alias!

This Fish Needs A Bicycle: everyone looks better wet(t)

Slippery When Wet(t), Bon Jovi. ... Without a doubt any music fan needs to own this album.
Wow I don't even have any of Bon Jovi's mp3s

thanks Robin this was fun!

Marijn needs our help, and Marijn needs more sauce ("because he's feeling the effects of the beer already......")

Joe needs your help to find his broccoli!
Joe needs an editor.
Joe Needs Food Badly. (...Joe must be playing Gauntlet.)
Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills.
The last thing Joe needs is more bad luck.

We’ll do whatever Jennifer needs, whatever she wants. That’s a promise.
Jennifer needs to keep on improving.
Jennifer needs me to pour a bath for her
Jennifer needs to be in a mental health facility right now
Jennifer needs her Roman Rottweiler protector. I think she may even wish to sic him on the perp.

Sean needs to see himself in perspective.
Sean needs to feel your love and the love of those who surround him
Sean needs a whole load of equipment and help to sustain his day to day living
Sean needs her help and will risk everything to protect her
Sean needs a wakeup call

and for my S/N
TheShaman needs little space to dance.
To go to the spirits, TheShaman needs some kind of transportation.
TheShaman needs much discipline in using blood or sexual offerings to avoid becoming obsessed by the sacrifice itself.
TheShaman needs to be comfortable and flexible in any situation to act in a resourceful manner, that is his role.
TheShaman needs nothing but the purity of his own spiritual mind.

this was great! thanks robin

This is hilarious! The top 6 for goofy:

Goofy needs a second tree to support his penthouse hammock.
The trick in most Goofy titles, is that the schtick needs to be paced.
Looks like Goofy needs all the help he can get.
What's up with penises, and Goofy needs rehab.
Goofy Little Bandit Needs A Loving Home
Goofy: Max, I think we need to talk about this. Max: Huh? Goofy: Seems to me you
need to start taking some responsibility around here.

and for my real name:
CAROL Needs Assessment Information Request. Instructions
Carol needs to shut up and let Chad explain!
Carol needs to be grounded in some very basic things.
Carol needs to be careful that people don't forget her brain in the quagmire of futility that she has become.

Yay! I'm glad you guys are having as much fun as I did

Apparently,
1) Anthony needs you to know that the kid isn't his.
(Thank God for that!)

2) Anthony is on Death Row in Texas. He needs your help.
(Date of Execution: May 31, 2000. Damn, I'm worm fodder already)

3) Anthony dresses independently but needs help tying his shoes.
(Damn fiddly, lacey, loop-bow thing...can't seem to get the long bit round the....OH FORGET IT!)

4) Anthony needs structure, commitment, and consistency
(not to mention a pair of slip-on shoes)

5) Anthony needs to get out more
(pretty difficult for a dead guy. Besides, I'll have to wear my slippers.)
Still, at least I'm not gonna have to change any more sh*tty nappies

Out of curiousity, I tried looking for my PSC name rather than my real name, and got all excited to find a couple of hits with "i want htuk back, i've even mentioned it in another thread" and "HTUK needs to stay HTUK"

But then I saw "I would like to say that i have offered on numerous occassions to help with anything to do with the running or maintance of HTUK" ( ) and was disappointed to find on closer inspection that it was all about this HTUK

...

lol funny

"Mason Needs A Code of Ethics."

"Mason needs to give a clear step-by-step explanation"

"mason needs to know geometry"

"Mason needs many things."

"What Mason needs is a season in which offering hope doesn't cause him indigestion."

"All Mason needs is time to recharge the squirrelness within."

"Mason needs to start making reforms like he vowed to do when he took office."

"Mason needs to find more ways to separate from the rest of the pack."

"Mason needs the income to supplement his living expenses."

"Mason needs some way to tell the kernel to not log already logged packets anymore."

"Mason needs to win seven racks to Dorothy's six racks."

"Mason needs Holly Heart to teach him how to control his special talents."

"MASON NEEDS TO BE FIRED!!!!"

Ok, ok, I know thats way more than five, but they are all pretty funny.

HA!... great game

In order
1.Leif Needs a Bath (It's actualy a book series)
2.Leif needs a shoulder to cry on
3.Leif needs a priest
4.Leif needs to get some of my "Love Gun", eh.
5.Leif needs a beach house fund

hehe i like this one,
(all these are actual google results, i went thru all 64 page results it kind of tells a story lol)

i.


What Heather needs now.
Heather needs it ALL
Heather needs no introduction to many of you
Heather needs to let loose
Heather needs to start wearing a brassiere.
Heather needs to do now is to stop wearing bras under tank tops.
Heather needs to wear that gorgeous red dress again
heather needs to be trimmed back and pruned to shape
Heather needs a little more exposure
Heather Needs Some Play
Heather Needs Men ...Now!
Heather- Needs Men--fast!!
Heather needs to be getting screwed every day, several times a day.
heather needs pruning to give room to the smaller guys
Heather needs a real dude to bang her like me
Heather needs to come
Heather needs to learn the different between Messy and Unsafe messy
Heather needs is......a HOT relationship with a decent guy
Heather needs it right now
Heather needs a love interest in a real way if you know what I mean!
Heather needs to experiment, figure things out, get hands on experience
heather needs to find a different dick to suck
Heather needs something more to be satisfied--preferably Pierre with that tall, dark, mouth-watering body of his, and those come-to-bed chocolate-brown eyes
Heather needs a mattress.
Heather needs a good spanking
Heather needs your Help and Dick!
Heather needs it today
Heather needs to stay overnight
Heather needs to learn how to shake her groove thing!!!
Heather needs physical therapy in the form of feeling Dave Forward's hairy chest at least once a week."
Heather needs to throw down and toss that bitch out before she takes over.
Heather needs to be kept moist
Heather needs a hands on/always physically near handler.
Heather needs three!!!
Heather needs to slap Jake if he tries to plant one on her
Heather needs A SINCERE man but if she keeps going after rockers and cheaters then we will be seeing her divorced another 3 times
Heather needs backstage pass
Heather needs someone who also likes fitness and healthy eating.
Heather needs to get her bite on.
Heather needs to tell her secret
Heather needs to realize that she looks stunning straight on
Heather needs to get her hands on some cash quick
Heather needs new boobs
Heather needs just A DOLLAR from each of you
Heather needs $25000 a day just to get by
Heather needs to take it and run
Heather Needs Gatorade
heather needs good drainage
Heather: needs ... a party!
Heather needs some serious tranquilizers!
Heather needs to smoke a fatty
heather needs to smoke" "fuck yeah heather needs to get high" "for real though" "heather needs some dick too"

Heather needs a ride

and yeah i know the thread is old, bite me