lol, Fempie, thanks for singing to me on your microphone. That's so sweet!
Really, all I have to do is look at your avatar to giggle.
Think we bored Scion away...he's started a new thread. Now I feel sad again.

Sing some more???

Hey! THAT's a whole lot more than just "Something... !!!!".

fempie.....i chop for an hour...then go...shopping online for an hour...buy something....and then go back to chopping. Why waste time in a car driving to an overcrowd mall or department store when i can sit by an open fire...warming my marshmellows....and sipping some apple cidar and get all my xmas shopping done in just a few clicks. Walla...done.....now back to my photochops


Something....something....something....blah blah blah...merry christmas to ALL!

ehm... I am not wasting my time in the car!... Eve does (in case she does)....

Actually, it was just a ploy to get a day off work! lol

Now, I'll need to take another day off too!!!

Oh, nice one, Fempie! If you started a group what would its name be?

ehm... ehmmmmmm...... the pussycats?

jee... whats happening tonight?... i have like 5 windows open, reloading forum threads, chat, reading, digging out posts, reloading....
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i'm still bored

Quit your cryin' and work on tomorrow's picture...er, if you have Advantage that is.

Or................you could tell a joke!

i got advantage... unfortunately there was no "you'll-get-a-bunch-of-daily-extra-time-and-inspiration-bundle" with it...

anyway, you wanna have a joke? then i must know which sort... uhm... level... well, subject or so... dont wanna offend anyone here tonight

ahh, however, here goes... but just a simple one, to start off...



how do you shoot a blue elephant?
with a blue-elephant-gun.

got it? good... further...

how do you shoot a red elephant?
you gonna choke the elephant until he's getting blue and shoot him with the blue-elephant-gun.

alright?

how do you shoot a green elephant?
you tell him a dirty joke, so he's gonna blush, then choke him until he's blue, then use the blue-elephant-gun again.

now...

how do you shoot a yellow elephant? well?


yeah... ever saw a yellow elephant?

yay, guess i am really bored...

I've just recently LOST my ADVANTAGE and haven't bothered to sign back up for it.

Kinda weird. I am a bit concerned that the site will go financially bankrupt without my $3.45 CAN, but I just can't be responsible for the survival of everyone here anymore.

The pressure was killing me.......................................

Okay, Dunno, here goes...

THREE PSC'ers die and go to heaven (right there it's funny) and meet Saint Peter at the pearly gates who asks PSC'er #1, "All I need to know is how did you treat your wife? Were you a good, faithful husband?"
to which PSC #1 answers, "Well, I'm a traveling salesman and, well ya know, I LOVE the women, sir."
So St. Peter says, "while in Heaven, you get to drive a VW."

#2 is asked the same question to which he replies, "Well, St. Peter, I loved my wife, BUT I did have one indiscretion and it didn't last tooooo long."
So St. Peter says, "while in Heaven, you get to drive a Cadillac."

#3 same question to which he replies, "I've adored my wife throughout my life. I've built my life around her and never, ever cheated or hurt her."
So St. Peter says, "while in Heaven, you get to drive a Porsche."

THREE DAYS PASS and the VW and Cadillac meet up with the Porsche who's wailing like a baby. "You get to drive around Heaven in a Porsche! What's up???? "

"Well," he replies between sobs, "I just saw my wife drive by on a bicylcle!"

After I found PSC, I cant ever be board again! Until my computer crashes then I'm back to pencils, pens and canvases

Try poetry, music, astronomy ~ That;s what I do when I'm bored

Try a few of these sites out ~ very cool!

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/archivepix.html
coasttocoastam .com ~ http://www.thetruthaboutgeorge.com/bushisms/index.html
http://www.wnho.net/new_aspartame_studies.htm
http://www.reversespeech.com/revlab.htm
msgfacts.com
jeffrense.com

Have you read "the rime of the ancient mariner"?
google it"

HA! I am laughing at the following:

Elephant joke by Dunno

"I've just recently LOST my ADVANTAGE and haven't bothered to sign back up for it.

Kinda weird. I am a bit concerned that the site will go financially bankrupt without my $3.45 CAN, but I just can't be responsible for the survival of everyone here anymore.

The pressure was killing me....................................... Confused" - Reinman

and the best for last:

"THREE PSC'ers die and go to heaven (right there it's funny)" - Fempie


(I wonder which 3 PSC'ers were in mind?)