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Remember: pg13 Tool!!!!!

HAhahahaa!!! Point taken, Mr AttenuatedHeadMonitor, sir!

But you see - it's hard (sorry, I mean difficult) to keep things "PG13" once you start to let your mind wander into double-entendre land!

And there's stiff (err - intense) competition here for jokers and people who like to screw (um... mess) up what you say and make it come out all nasty. Wait that also sounds.. ahh fergeddit!

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FYI Tool PG13 is anthing below R or "An R-rating may include strong language, violence, nudity, drug abuse, other elements, or a combination of the above, so parents are counseled in advance to take this advisory rating very seriously. ?" From the MPAA.

Ofcourse that last A stands for America. Sorry non-Americans for the foreign term.

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But you see - it's hard (sorry, I mean difficult) to keep things "PG13" once you start to let your mind wander into double-entendre land!

And there's stiff (err - intense) competition here for jokers and people who like to screw (um... mess) up what you say and make it come out all nasty. Wait that also sounds.. ahh fergeddit!

Tool, 'a dirty mind is a joy forever' is my favourite English saying! Very British too, am I right?

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mason4300 wrote:

is there really anyone here under 13 that visits even semi-regularly? I would really like to know who they are lol I could care less if this site was rated "X," my senses are deadened.

If a member lived on Jupiter he would have to wait 143 years before he would be 13 years old. Are there any members from Jupiter, or North Vancouver?

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HEY! Watch it Neighbor to Hamilton! Remember, the wind will not always blow in a direction that hides your closeness with The Evil Town.

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AtHeaMo wrote:

Tool, 'a dirty mind is a joy forever' is my favourite English saying! Very British too, am I right?

Well if you can watch all the old "Carry On" movies and 'get' all the smutty references AND find them hilariously funny, then yes, you've become an honorary Briton!

(Hmm, maybe they should add that as one of the criteria for the "Britishness" test they kept trying to establish )

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(Hmm, maybe they should add that as one of the criteria for the "Britishness" test they kept trying to establish )

A Britishness test? What's included?

-Talking without moving your upper lip?
-Driving on Sundays in a Rover wearing leather gloves and a hat?
-feeling embarrassed when you see a nice girl

or

- getting pissed and consequently really loud?
- running around naked at a football pitch?
- driving to Spain in 16 hour and immediately going to the beach and turning into a burning red lobster?

In the Netherlands, we have a similar test as well for newcomers. Even most Dutch people aren't able to pass that test though....

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Je stinkt uit je bek als een aap uit z'n reet

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Je stinkt uit je bek als een aap uit z'n reet

And when exactly did you smell a monkey's butt, if I might ask?...

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Neil Labute wrote:

I've noticed mine don't even last that long. I find myself burning two of everything these days just to be on the safe side.

You don't leave your cd case on your dashboard out in the sun all day, do you? A friend was wondering why all his cd's kept getting warped and "melted." I had to explain to her why you don't do that.