Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:08 am Ignore The Last Poster

Implore the fast toaster.

Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:11 pm Ignore The Last Poster

Did you ever see the deleted scene from the Rudolph Christmas special where Yukon Cornelius savagely beat Rudolph?

Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:53 pm Ignore The Last Poster

Saliva is a dangerous carcinogen. Stop swallowing!

Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:36 am Re: Activation will be completed upon completion and/or clea

If you just did it, and things are operating the way they were when I did it, it'll take effect in a couple days. If things are functioning worse than then, then I wish you luck.

Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:23 pm Ignore The Last Poster

I think there is an alarming lack of humor at this site, and some people are easily offended. Also, your favorite band sucks.

Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:30 am Ignore The Last Poster

Cadbury Creme Eggs cannot be fertilized. Trust me.

Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:45 pm Ignore The Last Poster

There is so much fecal matter all over everything around you right now.

Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:55 pm Ignore The Last Poster

The majority of a rabbit's diet is other rabbits.

Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:06 pm Ignore The Last Poster

http://www.theonion.com/articles/businessman-does-his-work-lying-on-bed-like-school,31872/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post%3Aheadline%3Adefault

Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:06 pm Ignore The Last Poster

Scientists have found that aardvarks have brutally sarcastic senses of humor.

Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:22 pm Ignore The Last Poster

I find spatulas to be incredibly arousing.

Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:13 am Ignore The Last Poster

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:01 pm We should have a where's Waldo contest

Seriously though, this is a cool idea. Has anyone played the Mystery Case File games?
You have to find all the objects listed.
http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/7552/mysterycasefiles.jpg
This woul ...

Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:12 pm We should have a where's Waldo contest

Seriously though, this is a cool idea. Has anyone played the Mystery Case File games?
You have to find all the objects listed.
http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/7552/mysterycasefiles.jpg
This woul ...

Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:22 pm I don't like bacon

Anfa's post is causing a confusing mixture of feelings.