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armogeden

Location: The other side of your screen

Post Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:20 am   Reply with quote         


heres some usefull tips on how to actually get people to click on your ads.

1. putting 20 hyperlinks to the same site in a list doesn't mean that anyone will click on anything in the list. for that matter, putting 20 different spam adverts advertising hot midget action or whatever (JINAXXX this means you) doesn't make us anymore interested in midget apple juice. this site is for photoshoppers, not people in therapy.

2. posting the same advert everyweek will only result in you receiving more abuse from us. fact.

3. try to use proper english. i remember that cheap import advert a few days ago and the guy managed to say he was known worldwide in the united kingdom... we may be interested if we knew what the hell you were talking about.

4. clean up your coding- this is a forum. don't have a load of <a>'s everywhere, your not cool enough to pull it off Laughing

I'm dedicating this thread for advice, general complaining, or funny quotes from ads or replys Cool




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Post Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:27 am   Reply with quote         


nice !!!

and I agree!!!




Paul Von Stetina

Location: Deep Shit

Post Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:29 pm   Reply with quote         


Rolling Eyes This sure sounds like a good deal Wink




From the Desk of:
Mr. Samuel Mantu
Lagos Nigeria.

With great pleasure I Mr. Samuel Mantu, Credit control┬ Manager of a┬ Bank (name upheld)is writing you in respect of a foreign customer an Oil┬ consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum┬ Corporation,Engr.Lee Seunghyo made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve┬ calendar months valued at US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty-five Million Dollars) in┬ my branch.

Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address┬ but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we┬ discovered from his contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum┬ Corporation that Engr.Lee Seunghyo died in Korean Air Flight 801, which┬ crashed in Guam on August 1997 with other passengers onboard. I┬ ┬ therefore made further investigation and discovered that Engr. Lee Seunghyo┬ ┬ died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was┬ ruitless.Also, he did not declare any next of kin or relations in all┬ his official documents,including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my┬ Bank.This sum of US$25,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each┬ ┬ year.

Since the demise of this our customer, I have personally watched the┬ account with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved┬ abortive as no one has come to claim his FIXED DEPOSIT fund of┬ USD.$25million, [Twenty five million United States Dollars] which has been with┬ ┬ my branch for a very long time. Since his death, none of his┬ ┬ next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims for this money asthe┬ ┬ heir.

A member of our government trade delegation to your country gave your┬ impeccable profile to me. Hence I have decided to seek your co-operation┬ in this business deal due to the sensitivity of this┬ transaction. It┬ may interest you to know that I am only contacting you as a┬ foreigner┬ because this money cannot be approved to a local Bank account┬ here, but┬ can only be approved to a foreigner with an account since the┬ money is┬ in US Dollars. I have decided as a matter of urgency upon this┬ ┬ discovery now seek your permission to have you stand as next of kin to┬ the┬ ┬ deceased Engr. Lee Seunghyo as No one has ever come forward to claim┬ this fund.

In accordance to Nigerian Law, fund deposited for a long period of time┬ without claim will be reverted to the Nigerian Government treasury if┬ nobody applies to claim this fund after a long period of time. I want┬ you to co-operate with me so that the fruits of this man's labour will┬ not get into the hands of some unsrupulous corrupt government officials┬ if NOT CLAIMED now. I have secured from the probate an Order of Madamus┬ to locate any of deceased beneficiaries. Hence I am contacting you with┬ this proposal.

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This is
simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names┬ and address,Date of Birth, Occupation,Tel & Fax Numbers so that the┬ Attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which will┬ put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of two┬ Attorneys for drafting and notorization of the WILL and to obtain┬ the┬ necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favour┬ for the transfer.

The Bank cannot release the fund from his account unlesssomeone applies┬ for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our┬ banking guidelines. I have almost resolved to finalize this transaction with┬ some money to secure documents in your name as the bonafide┬ ┬ beneficiary of this fund $25m which guarantees our safety and successful┬ ┬ transfer. With the above suggestion, It is reliable,safe and quick for┬ ┬ transfer process.

At the successful conclusion of this business, your goodself shall be┬ entitled to have 40% that is, USD$10m of the total money while I will┬ have 55% that is USD$13.750m and 5% that is┬ SD$1.250m for communications┬ and other expenses. I am ready to invest a reasonable┬ percentage of┬ mine into any viable business you suggest as a joint┬ partner.

Your response is highly imperative as this is a TWO-man business deal┬ transaction as I shall then provide you with more details and relevant┬ documents that will help you understand the transaction. I need your┬ assistance and co-operation to this reality as I have done my Home-work┬ and fine tune the best way to create you as all the paperwork for this┬ transaction will be done by the Attorney and my position as the Branch┬ Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction with you┬ as the beneficiary to this fund. Your percentage will also be a┬ source┬ of upliftment.You have absolutely nothing to LOSE in assisting me instead, you have so much to GAIN. Be rest assured that this┬ transaction would be most profitable for both of us.

I will appreciate your early reply for commencement of business.Contact┬ ┬ me for acknowledgement by E-mail and whereby you are not interested,┬ please indicate in your reply so that I can seek for the assistance of┬ someone else.

Thanks for your expected co-operation and treat ASAP as your utmost┬ Trust,Honesty and Confidentiality will be highly appreciated in this┬ business deal transaction.


Thanks with great regards.

Mr.Samuel Mantu.


From the Desk of:
Mr. Samuel Mantu
Lagos Nigeria.

With great pleasure I Mr. Samuel Mantu, Credit control┬ Manager of a┬ Bank (name upheld)is writing you in respect of a foreign customer an Oil┬ consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum┬ Corporation,Engr.Lee Seunghyo made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve┬ calendar months valued at US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty-five Million Dollars) in┬ my branch.

Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address┬ but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we┬ discovered from his contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum┬ Corporation that Engr.Lee Seunghyo died in Korean Air Flight 801, which┬ crashed in Guam on August 1997 with other passengers onboard. I┬ therefore made further investigation and discovered that Engr. Lee Seunghyo┬ ┬ died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was┬ ruitless.Also, he did not declare any next of kin or relations in all┬ his official documents,including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my┬ Bank.This sum of US$25,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each┬ ┬ year.

Since the demise of this our customer, I have personally watched the┬ account with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved┬ abortive as no one has come to claim his FIXED DEPOSIT fund of┬ USD.$25million, [Twenty five million United States Dollars] which has been with┬ ┬ my branch for a very long time. Since his death, none of his┬ ┬ next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims for this money asthe┬ ┬ heir.

A member of our government trade delegation to your country gave your┬ impeccable profile to me. Hence I have decided to seek your co-operation┬ in this business deal due to the sensitivity of this┬ transaction. It┬ may interest you to know that I am only contacting you as a┬ foreigner┬ because this money cannot be approved to a local Bank account┬ here, but can only be approved to a foreigner with an account since the┬ money is┬ in US Dollars. I have decided as a matter of urgency upon this┬ ┬ discovery now seek your permission to have you stand as next of kin to┬ the┬ ┬ deceased Engr. Lee Seunghyo as No one has ever come forward to claim┬ this fund.

In accordance to Nigerian Law, fund deposited for a long period of time┬ without claim will be reverted to the Nigerian Government treasury if┬ nobody applies to claim this fund after a long period of time. I want┬ you to co-operate with me so that the fruits of this man's labour will┬ not get into the hands of some unsrupulous corrupt government officials if NOT CLAIMED now. I have secured from the probate an Order of Madamus┬ to locate any of deceased beneficiaries. Hence I am contacting you with┬ this proposal.

This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names┬ and address,Date of Birth, Occupation,Tel & Fax Numbers so that the┬ Attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which will┬ put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of two┬ Attorneys for drafting and notorization of the WILL and to obtain┬ the

/>necessary documents and letter of
probate/administration in your favour┬ for the transfer.

The Bank cannot release the fund from his account unlesssomeone applies┬ for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our┬ banking guidelines. I have almost resolved to finalize this transaction with┬ some money to secure documents in your name as the bonafide┬ ┬ beneficiary of this fund $25m which guarantees our safety and successful┬ transfer. With the above suggestion, It is reliable,safe and quick for┬ ┬ transfer process.

At the successful conclusion of this business, your goodself shall be┬ entitled to have 40% that is, USD$10m of the total money while I will┬ have 55% that is USD$13.750m and 5% that is USD$1.250m for communications┬ and other expenses. I am ready to invest a reasonable┬ percentage of┬ mine into any viable business you suggest as a joint┬ partner.

Your response is highly imperative as this is a TWO-man business deal┬ transaction as I shall then provide you with more details and relevant┬ documents that will help you understand the transaction. I need your┬ assistance and co-operation to this reality as I have done my Home-work┬ and fine tune the best way to create you as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the Attorney and my position as the Branch┬ Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction with you┬ as the beneficiary to this fund. Your percentage will also be a┬ source┬ of upliftment.You have absolutely nothing to LOSE in assisting me instead, you have so much to GAIN. Be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us.

I will appreciate your early reply for commencement of business.Contact┬ ┬ me for acknowledgement by E-mail and whereby you are not interested,┬ please indicate in your reply so that I can seek for the assistance of┬ someone else.

Thanks
for your expected co-operation and treat ASAP as your utmost┬ Trust,Honesty and Confidentiality will be highly appreciated in this┬ business deal transaction.


Thanks with great regards.


Mr.Samuel Mantu.




bx3800

Location: .:Los Angeles:.

Post Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:00 am   Reply with quote         


What no more free married apple juice???




chadchud

Location: wolverhampton, west midlands, England, UK

Post Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:24 am   Reply with quote         


Paul Von Stetina wrote:
Rolling Eyes This sure sounds like a good deal Wink




From the Desk of:
Mr. Samuel Mantu
Lagos Nigeria.

With great pleasure I Mr. Samuel Mantu, Credit control┬ Manager of a┬ Bank (name upheld)is writing you in respect of a foreign customer an Oil┬ consultant/contractor with the N....etc


I refer you to this - most interesting regarding spam of this variety...

http://www.419eater.com/




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FootFungas

Location: East Coast!

Post Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:39 am   Reply with quote         


untrustworthy nigerian wrote:
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You cant trust someone who dots their A's like that.

Don't Do It Paul!




Paul Von Stetina

Location: Deep Shit

Post Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:15 am   Reply with quote         


This has got to be the best/worst one I've ever seen, these POS's have no shame Shocked watch this one be real... Embarassed.... Naaaaaaaaa! Laughing



Dear friend

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is JAIN HAGIS I am a merchant of Omani nationality but presently residing in london.
I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the Oman, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of eighteen million dollars 18,000,000 that I have with a finance/Security Company in europe.

I will want you to help me collect this
deposit and dispatche it to charity organizations.
Get back to me through my private email:jain_hagis111@katamail.com



I have set aside 20% for you and for your time.
God be with you.
JAIN HAGIS




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