carp. I hope yer OK Brother.

Things to keep in mind when playing chicken with woodland creatures...
squirrels weigh about 2 lbs.
motorcycles tend to weigh about 600 lbs.

so with that in mind remember... squirrels are no more than speed bumps.

now deer on the other hand...
they can weigh as much as 175 to 200 lbs
They are much more of an even match for you and your thrill seeking.

Dude, that sucks - I know the feeling. Next time keep your chopping hand safe. Land on your head if you have to.

RRRReeeey!!!!!!!!!!!

Now he'll have to learn to like masturbating left handed.


Seriously get better quick Rey!

Get well soon RR!
Hey! I tried once with my left hand. Since this time I never came back with the right one. And I'm not talking about masturbation. You can try... and if you don't like it... euhh... you have a Wacom?... so you can also try with your mouth!

once you get back from the surgery, surguery..surgerey.....aahhhhhh, hell.....the part where they insert the ballpoint pen.....and you're good and medicated. I mean GOOOOD.. and medicated. To the point you have to study the keyboard just to get the keys to come into focus.

PM PICTURES OF THE BIKE......AND PRICE!!. I'll bring the parts to ride her home. ....hurry before Splodge gets the same idea...

With the site being slower than molasses it should be no problem, he;ll be healed before the next page displays. Get well soon ReyRey. Watch out for those squirrels they're tricky little fellows. LOL

Jeepers, ReyRey! Hope you heal up quickly! Thanks for letting us know the news, Mrs. ReyRey--and good luck getting the MR back to his normal self... I know husbands make the worst patients! ((((hugs)))) to you guys!!

Hey I resemble that remark!

Rey,
Sorry for your "mishap" but it's not like you didn't know about their little plot that they do.....
Get well soon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL1uFjSbvnA
I've even heard that they go to "Al Squirelda" training camps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWU0bfo-bSY&feature=related

I'm glad he's okay! Get well soon...

(Mrs RR - at least it wasn't MAN FLU!!!!!)

I burned my ankle on a motorcycle muffler as a young boy.
And then my uncle took off down that road really fast.
The adrenaline rush made me forget about my ankle.

...until that wore off...


Get better soon, RR.

Hey ya'll, it's me. Thank you all for the kind words. Just a little update. They operated on my wrist. The doctor said, this is an extremely bad injury. I would have been better off if I broke it.
There are a whole bunch of tiny little bones that form the wrist. I knocked them all out of place and ripped all the tendons but 1.
They cut me open, put all the bones back where they go and pinned the main ones together. I never thought the pain after the surgery could be worse than the actual injury. But it is...MUCH worse. In 10 days, they will put a cast which I will wear for three months. Right now a have a splint and the doc removed the drainage tubes. My hand is huge! It look's like a cartoon hand. I'm going to take more painkillers and pass out.

Thanks Ya'll
pics to come later


By the way, I wrote this message left handed. It took forever!!!

take care bro, that sucks bigtime

ah at least we hear from you, hope you begin to feel better soon, miss your posts.