Dora the Explorer talks and sounds a lot like Rainbow Bright.

I leaned down to pet one of our chickens and she reached up and snatched the Klondike bar from my other hand! The five hens that were around all swarmed on the ice cream treat and it was gone in less than a minute.

That doesn't sound so much RANDOM as it sounds PRE-MEDITATED!!

I like to feed my chickens, onion, sage, parsley and bread comes for about a day before I cook em....that way the come pre-stuffed...If I could just get them to pluck there own feathers...and swim in gravy it would be so cool....

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I have a confession. In Junior High School, after lunch, the gymnasium was full of students running around playing dozens of games. There were balls everywhere. I'm the guy who attacked the mass crowd with sniper missiles. Any volleyball within reach, I'd spike it across the gym with blunt force, leaving welts on anybody who got in the way. I would then turn around and act like I had nothing to do with it. Sorry for knocking off your glasses Mr. Hoffman... but your name is Jack Hoffman, and I couldn't help but laugh my head off. 17 years later, I regret being so mean. I swear this memory doesn't make me laugh out loud whenever I think about it.... honest. No, seriously! Don't you believe me?