Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:33 pm   Reply with quote         

I saw this one (and thought of Naiko):

Quote:

Remember that artist quite quaint,
who swallowed some samples of paint?
All shades of the spectrum,
flowed out of his rectum,
with a colourful lack of restraint.

Got me to thinking it might be fun (and good creative exercise) to come up with our own limericks. So bring 'em on! Write a rhyming ode to PSC, Photoshop, gender stereotypes, specific PSCers, etc.

Mine:
I know photo choppers galore
That view any PM as "VOTEWHORE!"
To those I must say,
In a respectable way,
I simple won't bother you more.

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Why I do believe it's pants-less o'clock! - Lar deSouza
”The mind is like a parachute, it doesn’t work if it isn’t open.” - Frank Zappa
Created using photoshop and absolutely no talent. - reyrey

Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:14 pm   Reply with quote         

Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:29 pm   Reply with quote         

TofuTheGreat wrote:

Remember that artist quite quaint,
who swallowed some samples of paint?
All shades of the spectrum,
flowed out of his rectum,
with a colourful lack of restraint

hell yea...thats really me!!!!

who wrote this ?its cool!

Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:57 pm   Reply with quote         

Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:06 pm   Reply with quote         

Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:23 pm   Reply with quote         

Micose wrote:

And theres that aussie Bigbuck
And believe me he aint a bean
...at choppin...
About His all source people give a fuck

How come he finds so much ideas ?
From a crap photo, from a dish of peas
...To see choppin Brad, the all source Mad,
There should be entry fees...

Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:38 pm   Reply with quote         

Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:42 pm   Reply with quote         

There once was a lass named Anfa....


There is a chopper named Shady
Sold to gypsies as a baby
But they let him walk
When he learned to talk
he went on like an old lady


J/K!!!!!

Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:19 pm   Reply with quote         

And there was Eve
That Goddess evryone wanted to see the beav'...
Even Blurker's midgets and Gordonk
Have such a crush for her they can't leave...
...their dirty thoughts about Eve!

Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:40 pm   Reply with quote         

oh.........carp...........eve rhymes with too many words

Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:49 pm   Reply with quote         

Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:03 am   Reply with quote         

Tawiskaro wrote:

A quaint British fellow named Mark
Worked on chops every day until dark.
Some called him a mystic,
but his wife went ballistic.
Now she's making him sleep in the park.

[edited]

So far these have been great! Keep 'em coming!

I'd have worked on another but I was doing my income taxes tonight.

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Why I do believe it's pants-less o'clock! - Lar deSouza
”The mind is like a parachute, it doesn’t work if it isn’t open.” - Frank Zappa
Created using photoshop and absolutely no talent. - reyrey

Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:40 am   Reply with quote         

welll Christopher....ur brain seems to have blocked my poem u are really verrry humble thats what i thought...good for you.

Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:05 am   Reply with quote         

Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:41 am   Reply with quote         

I would have added one here but WTF rhymes with Naiko or Tofu?