1. Drinking
2. Drinking more and watching soccer
3. Voting
4. MASTERBATE
5. Watching Manchester United
6. Laughing like the maniac he truly is
7. Writing BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!! right here.
8. " hughing girls here all the time
9. "in the shed building a real life "anfa's" raygun.. http://photoshopcontest.com/view-entry/146894/raygun.html
10. reading the bible

1. Drinking
2. Spills drink
3. cries over spilled drink.
4. Runs hell while the devil takes a break.
5 scratches ball (only has one)
6. Thinks of Reinman and touches himself
7. Talks to the girl in the hole in the basement. (it put's the lotion, in the basket!!!)
8. Forces a small child to chop for him while the other child gets him another beer.
9. cries about the soccer game, kicks a puppy, and then drinks himself silly and cries himself to sleep in a puddle of vomit.
10. Takes the image that the child created, adds a layer of red and orange clouds set to soft light and enters it under his own name.

1) Volunteers time at an orphanage. (looking for tax write-offs)
2) Visits old people in the old folks home. (them chicks are easy and don't fight back much)
3) needle point pics of Jenna jameson
4) Finds different ways to help other photoshoppers lose
5) Reads the dictionary and highlights the dirty words.
6) Leads a crusade against eating with utensils.
7) plays strip poker with nuns.
8 ) Dresses up as Mother Theresa and visits poor people in Africa. Yelling "I'm back"
9) Plays Santa for Homeless kids. Shows up drunk and gropes the moms. Then tells the children "I'll get you what you want if your mother will (whispers in the ear))....... Child cries and runs away)
10) Tries to donate his liver to some one who needs one.
(unfortunately, only scientists are interested in his liver)
11) Goes to McDonalds to refill on Ketchup and napkins.
12)Stands naked in the Middle of Mcdanalds with french fries stuffed in his nose screaming "I am the Walrus! Coo coo ca choo!"
13) Goes to a dirty movie theater with a squirt gun full of warm hand lotion and shoots the people in the front row.
14) works weekends as a squeegie boy at a dirty movie booth.
15) works at perfecting his mullett
16) Tells small children that he is taking them to Disney world but instead takes them to a burned down wharehouse and tells the children that Disneyworld burned down and Mickey died. Then he sits back and laughs while they cry their little eyes out. (Good fun)

1. creating the world in 6 days and chopping it in the 7th.

You have entirely too much time on your hands. Funny stuff, but too much time. Shouldn't you be outside riding a motorcycle recklessly or something?!