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NOGOODSK8RPUNK

Location: hum let me think, oh i know, if you look real hard i sometimes appear in your forum's text box

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:46 am   Reply with quote         


WhimSea wrote:
I have a book of dirty little limmericks...

here's one

there once was a guy from nantucket
whose....

[edited]
hell just say it already lol Wink




ReyRey

Location: In a world of $#!t

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:38 am   Reply with quote         


There once was a dude named Anfa,
who skills were...... Shocked
no.no..wait.
His head was...... Confused
Shit!!!!!! Nothing rhymes with ANFA!!!! Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad




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ReyRey

Location: In a world of $#!t

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:58 am   Reply with quote         


There was a guy named Marco, who chopped,
So good that he had to be stopped,
My friend Vinnie dropped by
and poked out Marco's eye
and then squeezed him 'till his testicles popped! Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing Cool




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Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
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ReyRey

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Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:59 am   Reply with quote         


The village magician, he stopped by to give us all a laugh.
Then he pulled his foreskin over his head, and vanished up his ass. Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing




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Splodge..you rock!! Wherever you are.
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Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:30 am   Reply with quote         


There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini




splodge

Location: Yorkshire,

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:31 am   Reply with quote         


there are holes in the sky where the rain comes in,
they are not very big.
that's why the rain is so thin




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TofuTheGreat

Location: Back where I belong.

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:30 am   Reply with quote         


bigbuck wrote:
I would have added one here but WTF rhymes with Naiko or Tofu? Laughing Laughing


Laughing

ReyRey wrote:
There was a guy named Marco, who chopped,
So good that he had to be stopped,
My friend Vinnie dropped by
and poked out Marco's eye
and then squeezed him 'till his testicles popped! Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing Cool


Laughing

Oh man I literally lol'd over these posts. Matt you have to know the man from Nantucket one. It's a classic! Goes along with the man from Molene. See he made a ja....... Embarassed Nevermind. Laughing




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TofuTheGreat

Location: Back where I belong.

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:00 am   Reply with quote         


There once was a PSC chopper
Who created a digital whopper.
A image so grand,
Made by a deft hand.
It really was a show stopper. Cool




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dewdew

Location: Upstate South Kack-a-lack

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:19 am   Reply with quote         


There once was a man named DAVE.
who found a dead whore in a cave.
She smelt like shit and was missing a tit.
But look at the money he saved. Shocked

Andrew Dice Clay is the limmrick master Laughing

There was a young artist in France.
Who's skills were obivious at a glance.
His texture and color,was like no other.
and he drink Merlot, while he danced.


Tofu the great was a geek.
Who's son swam at a meet.
his head was shaved, to part the wave
but what really helped were the WEB FEET.

DR.Suess.....HEY....that's in my reading level. Cool




TofuTheGreat

Location: Back where I belong.

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:19 pm   Reply with quote         


Nice Dew'd! My son will laugh at that one!

Few more (these are proving to be good brain warmers for me):

A chopper who lives in the UK
Can outchop most any day.
But there's one thing quite lame
I can't rhyme anfa's name
So the prick has screwed my limerick. Laughing


His chops are always quite nice.
He's so cool that he's even named twice!
ReyRey's still got the skills,
And despite all his ills,
The man is simply cool as ice. Cool


Some use Photoshop to primp.
Still others turn to the GIMP.
But one thing remains pure,
For a chop to be sure,
You need an idea that's not limp.




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vokaris
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Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:54 pm   Reply with quote         


There's a chopper named TofuTheGreat
Who's been known to procrastinate
He's got Top Secret skills
and Adobe refills
But he'd rather write stories and wait




TofuTheGreat

Location: Back where I belong.

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:17 pm   Reply with quote         


vokaris wrote:
There's a chopper named TofuTheGreat
Who's been known to procrastinate
He's got Top Secret skills
and Adobe refills
But he'd rather write stories and wait
Laughing




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”The mind is like a parachute, it doesn’t work if it isn’t open.” - Frank Zappa
Created using photoshop and absolutely no talent. - reyrey

Micose

Location: Quebec (CAN) & France

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:20 pm   Reply with quote         


bigbuck wrote:
I would have added one here but WTF rhymes with Naiko or Tofu? Laughing Laughing


trey with "Micose" that would be easier Razz
nevet

Location: Israel>Vancouver

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:23 pm   Reply with quote         


Tawiskaro wrote:
A quaint British fellow named Mark
Worked on chops every day until dark.
Some called him a mystic,
but his wife went ballistic.
Now she's making him sleep in the park.



Laughing Laughing
good one




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kittie

Location: Florida

Post Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:10 pm   Reply with quote         


There once was an artist named Naiko,
whom half of his friends labeled psycho-
he painted all day
with his kitty "bay bays"
And possibly proved them quite so.




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