FINALLY! Okay: there's not a moment to lose! I think it's funny that dude had to give instructions for how to make Satan appear. Everyone knows that all you have to do is say out loud, "I'd sell my soul for [you name it]" and Satan appears. "Get it wet--" now I've heard everything!

Reminds me of when I waited six to eight weeks for my Sea Monkeys, and when they finally came, I was so excited I was practically peeing my pants. Then I put them in the water and they have NO cute little outfits, they do NO tricks, and they look NOTHING like the comic-book ad of the Sea Monkey family smiling and sitting at a little table with bows in their hair and a fully-furnished apartment. I think I lost most of my inner child over that experience...and I'm counting on Satan to restore me.

So let's get this train wreck moving.

He tricked you, he must've kept the real washcloth all to himself.

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm..could be.
Mason, do you play pc video games?

LOL Hey, Tiff, I have an unopened package of seamonkeys. do you know if they have an expiration date?
@Scion: I do play xbox, but I dont have any decent games for pc, but yeah, I suppose I would if I did.

Okay...where the hell is Satan? I'm not letting this go, people. I have very little in my life.

Oh boy, is it too late for me to get on the list?

Scion to mason
db to freak mason's parents
mason to qlt
qlt to me?

I even found the PERFECT post card to add that little bit of "Wisconsin Rapids" to the story. The whole thing reminds me of the "Flat Stanley" story and activity that kids do in elementary school.

I'd love to get in on this too! I'm sure after a cold trip to New York, Satan would feel right at home in So. California.

I'm thinking we could start a new donation process for PSC... each of us buy a washcloth, a paintbrush & a little bit of bleach.. and we each design a washcloth.... insert sacred icon of your choice.

We can all take pictures of ourselves with our work of art.. and, if wanted, we could all sell them on ebay (and see who's artwork sells for the most!). Kind of like that British show... Bargain Hunters.

Oh... and my son WORSHIPS his sea monkeys - they've been alive over a year now! I think your sea monkeys are probably in good shape too Mason. We haven't had much luck putting little hats on them... they are so tiny & fast.

I've been stalling, trying like crazy to find the guy some nice shark teeth.
I got a bunch, but nothing special.
Ok' I'll get my secretary on it right away..
HONEYYYYYYYYYYYY???????? Oh, HONEY!

lol hey, if you live near a beach or, you can send sand, my mom collects the stuff from all over the globe. she has some from Florida with a ton of little shark teeth we found in it.

So the journey is now scheduled for
Scion to mason
db's drive to freak mason's parents
mason to qlt
qlt to Tofu
Tofu to Cambria

Is Scion still looking for shark's teeth? "I've got a bunch, but nothing special."

I've got news for you, pal--the rest of us don't know the difference between special shark's teeth and regular shark's teeth. Chuck what you have in a box and let's do this thing.

ScionShade wrote:
The cloth arrived yesterday- i just opened it--
it's green with bleach stainns-- I can't see no devil in it, maybe he's asleep.
The guy left instructions to wet the dang thing if you wanna see him.
he DID autograph the tag at least.

Of course, we can't wet it once we start signing it, don't want to ruin it.

If you use a laundry marking pen... you could. But, I would think signing a washcloth is going to be a trick in itself.

I'd love to see a posting of "good shark teeth" vs. "average shark teeth". Do good ones have no cavities? extra sharp? What's the rating system for shark teeth?

Is this thing coming across the pond or is it just an American thing?

I think Satan would have a lovely time in the UK as well as the rest of the EU.