Ya got yer damned 2008 dolls, dammit. DEAL WITH IT.

(I've already dealt with the trauma that the 80's is NEVER coming back - I don't wanna go there again. )

Hiya DB, heyez Sage, eh?

How you guys do?

I was gonna try this thing, but with my kitty litter box clean I tried to think of somewheres else but I got nothin', sorry.

And that was that!

I'm not sure we have anough AUTHENTIC entries to judege.

Hmmm.... I was expecting a BIT MORE PARTICIPACTION outa you folks. I guess you are all getting OLD or somethin.

I think Blue is going to win. He put the most effort into it. How are we going to drive his prize all the way over there?

I think Blue is going to win. He put the most effort into it. How are we going to drive his prize all the way over there?

I think Blue is going to win. He put the most effort into it. How are we going to drive his prize all the way over there?

oops

Come on people. Where is the fun people? Did this place completely die? We still have until Xmas time. Come on. Let's have some fun folks. Rein and I really though you all would really have fun with this. Did we misjudge the folks at PSC??? How sad.

This place is like a cheap firework sometimes. You get all excited for the big explosion and all it does is fart out a few sparks. Bummer. I'm going to slit my wrist now.

(you notice Rey said "slit his WRIST" as in ONE WRIST. Not as in WRISTS which would mean BOTH his wrists. You see, he is currently an invalid (yes, check out his ACTION FIGURE and you'll notice an almost completely hidden cast on his arm) and due to the cast can not access BOTH wrists for the slitting. In other words, he'll TRY to kill himself but due to the damned cast on the one arm he'll most likely end up just MAIMING himself and not really achieving proper death. This is sad. And it DOESN'T NEED TO BE THIS WAY! Just go download the ReyRein ACTION FIGURES and then print them out and put on some pants and shoes and take them outside to one of your favorite spots and stand them up and take their picture and then come back home and put the photo into Photoshop and check for good levels and exposure and then upload it to a server and then come to this thread and put a link to it.

It COULDN'T BE SIMPLER!! That little effort could end up SAVING REYREY's LIFE! Yes. YOU could be a life saver TODAY!

Or you could continue on your pathetic and self-absorbed path of mental deterioration - a path of emptiness and spastic gloom. You could do that. But I don't think you really want that route. Secretly, in your heart of hearts, you want to please ReyRey and the ReinMan because you KNOW it is the RIGHT THING TO DO.

I could go on about this, but I'll keep it short and sweet and sign off now. Thanks for "listening".)


(wankers!)

Sorry this took so long. Busy time of year and all that. Anyhooo.....

ReinRey's Action Figure Theater/Theatre Presents!

A Very Special ReinRey Christmas

Our action figure heroes tackle the remains of the blizzard!
First they size up the task before them


Even the trusty dog is worried and whispers his fears in Rey's ears


But Rey & Reinier prevail over the monumental snow!


Rein however is too tired (or drunk?) to stand apparently


Our heroes venture inside to decorate the Christmas tree! Apparently they've overthrown the Nutcracker King as he's cowering in the corner?


Finally Rey & Rein prepare for a "special" night of relaxation?

YAY TOFU! BRILLIANT WORK! (And VERY little urine involved -right on!)

YOU MAY HAVE JUST SAVED REYrey'S LIFE!!!

AND YOU DEFINITELY MADE ME CHORTLE! !



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LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL!
IF A SOFT and FLEM-LIKE PIECE OF BEAN CURD CAN DO SUCH WONDERS,
WHO ARE YOU NOT TO DO EVEN BETTER?!! !

Love n' kisses,
ReinMan III

The puppy loves me. I tried to slit my wrist with a razor, but all I had was an electric. I didn't die but I got a really bad rash.
TOFU ROCKS!!!

Tip for those who may still wanna play... open the PDF in Photoshop and you can get just the images of Rey/Reinman. They print off larger this way. What you see in my photos is each image printed off on 11"x17" paper. Each action figure is probably 14"-15" tall! (I tried to have items in the shots that would give a size comparison).

Hopefully I'm gonna take my action figures for action shots elsewhere as well. Just been a busy couple weeks.

action schmaction...all mine do is lie around the house.