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Due to the shape of the North American Elk's esophagus,
even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna.
- Cliff Clavin

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Not All Who Sing "The Wanderer" Are Dion

The Closer you get to Canada the more things there are that wanna eat your horse.

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A man is like wine. He begins as a raw grape. It's a woman's job to stomp on him, and keep him in the dark until he matures into something she'd like to have dinner with.