It's a very, very hairy guy, but... he has a sweet face!

His only mistake is playing that accordion…

Das UBER Accordian player? This has gone from spam to spam in leather with polka music!

Oke, I STFUAC now!

Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"


So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.


Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.


St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"


The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.


The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.


She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on . very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.


St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.


The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"


silly thread....silly joke.

Seamus: you say that like it is a BAD thing!

Seamus: you say that like it is a BAD thing!

How could anything associated with the accordian be a Bad thing?

Unless, of course, it be music.

Accordians

Daddy's got a sqeezebox???

. . . ok, this is really a LOT more disturbing than I was ready for tonight.

*one hand pauses over the little red DELETE button*

*one hand pauses over mouth to hold in small amount of vomit*

edit: ok, I've saved all the screen shots I need...............kill it if you must

agreed

this is not the first time today when i referenced a squeeze box, and the mentality required to like it unless were talking wierd al, he is allowed, but only cause he can* be funny.

*No where did I say actually using it was funny, the mere mention of it is more than enough.
** Checks to make sure mute is active

hey . . . . . I'm not weird.





well, not MUCH, anyways.