On Thursday I was flicking through TV channels and I can't remember what it was I saw but it prompted me to write this crap on facebook.
"Judging by the amount of Movies and TV Shows where Santa can't do his rounds for some reason or other and someone has to step in and do them for him makes me think he isn't very good at his job. Also, these people that do his job for him seem to be able to do it successfully at the first time of asking without any prior experience or training, making me think that Santa is making it out to be a lot harder than it is. Fat skiving bastard!
P.S If anyone makes a joke about Santa getting the sack they deserve to be on the naughty list."
Well... now it's Christmas, does anybody know if the skiving fat bloke is doing his own rounds this year or has he made an excuse and got someone else to do it for him?

USPS Priority, UPS ground??? But never FedEx

Its All about deligation!!!!