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anfa

Location: Geordieland, UK

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:35 pm   Reply with quote         


Every time I jab a fork into my computers motherboard, my computer stops working properly. I'm getting sick of repairing it. Does anybody know of a permanent fix for this?




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vokaris
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Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:45 pm   Reply with quote         


Microwave the whole thing - motherboard, fork, etc.




anfa

Location: Geordieland, UK

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:48 pm   Reply with quote         


Cheers mate. I'll give it a shot. thumright




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Martrex

Location: California

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:49 pm   Reply with quote         


It needs a warm bath with bubbles and don't forget to leave it plugged i! Laughing Laughing Laughing




kittie

Location: Florida

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:49 pm   Reply with quote         


vokaris wrote:
Microwave the whole thing - motherboard, fork, etc.


STOP!! He's trying to fry your motherboard. WHAT. AN. ASS.

You have to wrap it all in aluminum foil first.




anfa

Location: Geordieland, UK

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:51 pm   Reply with quote         


How long do I microwave it for? And do I set the microwave to full power or is that just being silly?




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anfa

Location: Geordieland, UK

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:17 pm   Reply with quote         


That all seems a bit too complicated for me. I think I'll just go back to jabbing a fork into it and then repairing it. Thanks anyway. Smile




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anfa

Location: Geordieland, UK

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:22 pm   Reply with quote         


You seem to know your stuff so I was wondering if you could help me with another problem I have. I've scratched my name into the shiny side of all my DVDs just in case someone steals them and now they won't play on my DVD player. Do I need to buy a new DVD player?




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charliesou

Location: Independent Scotland

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:32 pm   Reply with quote         


anfa wrote:
You seem to know your stuff so I was wondering if you could help me with another problem I have. I've scratched my name into the shiny side of all my DVDs just in case someone steals them and now they won't play on my DVD player. Do I need to buy a new DVD player?

The shiny side of the dvd is where you stick the gluey label on...
(did it last night) Embarassed




seamusoisin

Location: Ottawa Strong!

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:39 pm   Reply with quote         


charliesou wrote:
anfa wrote:
You seem to know your stuff so I was wondering if you could help me with another problem I have. I've scratched my name into the shiny side of all my DVDs just in case someone steals them and now they won't play on my DVD player. Do I need to buy a new DVD player?

The shiny side of the dvd is where you stick the gluey label on...
(did it last night) Embarassed


Write protected, nice!




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Zoeon

Location: Belgium

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:57 pm   Reply with quote         


anfa wrote:
You seem to know your stuff so I was wondering if you could help me with another problem I have. I've scratched my name into the shiny side of all my DVDs just in case someone steals them and now they won't play on my DVD player. Do I need to buy a new DVD player?
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anfa

Location: Geordieland, UK

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 2:47 pm   Reply with quote         


I got my DVD problem fixed on Facebook.




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cringer8

Location: Seattle

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:19 pm   Reply with quote         


I'm glad you got the DVD player working again. There was a much easier solution that your Facebook friends should have known about. Laser optics reverse the binary image before decoding; you should have been writing your name backwards on your discs and then it would have recognized them. Turning the lens inside out would have solved everything... of course, all of your stuff would have played backwards, though.

On a side note, I agree about fours. That's why my favorite number is 8; aside from 0, it is the least threatening numeral.




shane.e.randall

Location: Indiana, PA

Post Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:53 pm   Reply with quote         


anfa wrote:
Every time I jab a fork into my computers motherboard, my computer stops working properly. I'm getting sick of repairing it. Does anybody know of a permanent fix for this?


You should tenderize the Motherboard before sticking a fork into it.




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