Q: What's the difference between Santa and Walt Disney?
A: Santa has a beard and Walt Disney.

Newcastle Whitecoats! FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!

The Geordie nation's history is hard to find. We (not me personally) have made changes on this world. It goes un-noticed because of people like Edison. I hate that fucker. He was never a creative. He was a businessman. I hate the fucker. He electrocuted an elephant to make a point that AC Isn't as good as his DC. DAFT CUNT! AC rules now. Admit it America, Edison was a cunt! He didn't even invent the light bulb. Look into it. It has a huge Geordie thing going on. Swan(Geordie Boy) sued Edison and won with the lightbulb patent thing. That's not much publicised in the USA.

There you go

and .... just keeping it clean

Taysiders in space..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IKnv0QIemw

Hé! I gave the Dubliners and The Pogues nice kilts. They are highly integrated Scotsmen now.

This hangover is a nightmare. It feels like my skull is cracking like an egg and my brain is trying to hatch out.

Sorry to hear that you fell of the wagon again......... And yes, perhaps next time you should try to land on your feet when you do....

Hangover Update:
I've done an insane amount of crapping today. I don't know where the hell it's all coming from. I swear at this point I'm crapping stuff I haven't eaten yet!

Yeah, I think the wheels fell off my wagon Anna.

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What about Haggis! Never understood this is food

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went to a pub and each man ordered a Guinness. Just as the publican set the beer in front of each man, a swarm a flies buzzed by and a fly ended up struggling in the foam atop each man's beer.

The Englishman made a sour face and pushed his beer away in disgust for a replacement.

The Irishman picked up his brew and plucked the fly out and proceeded to drink his beer.

The Scottie fished the fly out of his beer and holding it over the foam shouted,

"SPIT IT BACK, YE BASTARD!!!!"