You can design your own church sign and make it say whatever you want.
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/

Yo mama jokes on church signs makes me laugh.

YAY! Welcome to teh interweb!

A pater with burn-out-syndrom??

The priest of this church must be a Seinfeld fan.

Damn that's hilarious!

not funny

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

See, Anfa had a funny joke along a line noone else thought to use.
Now you all snatch his gig. Do your own thing.