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IT'S NOT FRIGGIN' FAIR, I TELLS YA!!!

I know the 1st round aint finished but I know I've lost already cause I saw a bunch of positive comments about my competitor's post in chat a long while back. You all suck. Everyone's turned on me ...cause I'm too beautiful and everyone wants me to fail, and they know I can't do static images for shit - they know I only ever get votes through cheap gif-tricks. So all the mods and JMH and everyone gangs up on me to take gif'ing out of the tournaments.

AND everyone hates me for not having advantage. AND for having a South African girlfriend. AND because I never go into chat (except to spy on what people say about me)

fuque has a girlfriend?

And all that time, I thought he was a-sexual...

No AtHeaMo, Fugue beleives he has a girlfriend as he still beleives in Santa and the easter bunny....

(Ducks under desk and hides)

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...yet none of you doubt that I'm "too beautiful"???

hmmm... I voted for the braces... ain't that yours gumby??? I mean... DAMN!!! Fugue...






p.s. I'll find my dog... I mean... frog...

Fugue, get a life, man

This IS his life, nekro . . . . . it explains a lot really.

(Oh, and fugue, you forgot to put in the choice " "cause I'm an Aussie" in your poll)

http://photoshopcontest.com/tournament/view/295/display.html

where is fair play here? reinmain face again?

I think bill should have had to do his blindfolded, that would have made it a fair contest

Well - my evil plan worked.

Since I only have about 5 people still left in my fan club I knew that if I put myself in my post I would be guarenteed a most solid loss. Which I have now gloriously achieved! Congrats to Spence-J for winning. As per our agreement I will carry his 'fan-club" logo on my signature area for one month. BUT ! His winning has also guarenteed him TONS OF MORE STRESS AND POTENTIAL HUMILIATION AT THE HANDS OF THE REST OF YOU "WINNERS"!!

MYSELF? I can now safely retire in moderate shame to a nice beach somewhere and quietly drink my bananan daquaris and read Hitchhiker's Guide for the fourth time!

I LOVE IT WHEN AN EVIL PLAN COMES TOGETHER LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!

BWAH HAHA HA AHAHAHHA HAHAHAH!AAAAAH!

(damn, do we have any fresh fruit around here? These grapes taste SOUR!! )

*wakes up all cocky and walks over to the computer just knowing that I won the tournament*



It would have been a tie, if I didn't give my opponant a vote.
Oh well, congrats to Shawn.

damn, I got my ass kicked. It is ashame too since I raised a few eye-brows last year. From rashdog's portfolio, I didnt expect him to come up with something quite like *that*. Next time I will know better. (not that I would have won anyways, but it would have been less of a beat-down)

ummm....thanks, jmh...I think

round #1 at a glance
http://www.hallcross.co.uk/images/AT%20A%20GLANCE.HTML/index.html

I looked em over and there were alot of good, For the most part tho, i think it was fair.