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Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:30 am   Reply with quote         

ya know this old guy named Adam got "ribbed"

and we all know that was the start of all kinds of problems...

Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:44 am   Reply with quote         

Wett.....Eve got 'ribbed'. Adam got 'deboned'!

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cafn8d 09/12 @ 09:41 pm

I've been there! Wow, I've been someplace Square's been! That is SO AWESO... what... the SHIV is over? oh... Well, I've still been there...

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Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:21 am   Reply with quote         

Square wrote:

Wett.....Eve got 'ribbed'. Adam got 'deboned'!

No, that was John Wayne Bobbitt.

Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:46 am   Reply with quote         

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SWINGING BLADES LIKE A HELICOPTER

Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:49 am   Reply with quote         

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Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:38 pm   Reply with quote         

"Just Nuts"



(*cough cough*)



There were these two older ladies (Nancer's age perhaps) and they were driving along a highway in the US of A. They didn't realize it but they were right behind Lorraine Bobbits car, as she sped down the road clutching her husbands severed dinky.

As luck would have it, Lorraine decided to toss the offending member out her car window... and it flew up into the air and fell right into the path of the two older ladies' car winshield.

The dismembered unit bounced off the windshield with a THUNK! startling the two women in the process.

The driver said to her friend "What the hell was THAT!??"

And her friend replied: "I don't know, but did you see the size of its doink?!"

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Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:57 pm   Reply with quote         

Was it a moose?

You can always tell when the west coast is waking up....

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Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:52 pm   Reply with quote         

Good grief ReinMan.....don't encourage him by laughing at his lame puns!

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cafn8d 09/12 @ 09:41 pm

I've been there! Wow, I've been someplace Square's been! That is SO AWESO... what... the SHIV is over? oh... Well, I've still been there...

https://shannonlea1218.wordpress.com/

Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:56 pm   Reply with quote         

I remember bringing home a Trojan that said "Ribbed for Her Pleasure", so I turned it inside out.

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Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:36 pm   Reply with quote         

zed wrote:

st1n3r, you're mad whack!

whack like a fox baby!

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TheShaman wrote:

fine fine! I'm an idiot!

Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:08 am   Reply with quote         

NO, no, Arcaico. Deshone already made tha joke, you have to come up with one of your own.

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