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anfa

Location: Geordieland, UK

Post Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:13 pm   Reply with quote         


I've been Sith for a long time and I'm trying to get my nephew to turn to the dark side. He's so full of this Jedi shit I just can't get through to him! Please can you help me.




billtvshow
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Location: North Carolina

Post Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:21 pm   Reply with quote         


Circumsize him with a lightsaber. Shocked
sage

Location: Hudson, Canada

Post Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:32 pm   Reply with quote         


You must teach him, dear Anfa, that the dark side is the only side that matters, not unlike the Clash's being the only band that matters. Your nephew is young and impressionable. Take his life in your hands and mold him...it is your responsibility. When the time comes, you will know what to do. Let the force guide you. (if that doesn't work, get him drunk and take him to Chez Parée in Montreal...that'll learn him). Laughing




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anfa

Location: Geordieland, UK

Post Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:08 pm   Reply with quote         


Oh the clash. one of the best bands that ever made music. "White riot, I wanna riot white riot, a riot of my own!"




ReinMan

Location: Whitby, ONTARIO, CAN

Post Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:49 pm   Reply with quote         


Who wants to be a sithy?

It is tho much fun to be macho thilly!




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marcoballistic

Location: I am everywhere, and Nowhere, but mostly, I am right here!

Post Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:51 am   Reply with quote         


Anfa mate your problem isnt what u need to do to turn him it is what u dont need to do ahhhhh i hear you say what is this thing you talk of marco I must not do.....well I say it this: make sure you dont say the words dark side instead just subtly insert dark thoughts/actions/images into his psychi.......ok go...GO NOW.....the darkside will engulf him....mooo har har..... Laughing




Cynn

Location: California Choppin'

Post Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:23 am   Reply with quote         


No, no, no. You have to stir up his fear and paranoia by feeding him lies. Tell him his mommy will die if he doesn't learn to use his dark powers, and that anybody who says the Sith are bad are just jealous of how powerful he will be once he becomes one.




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bluefist
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Location: Rochester, NY

Post Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:03 am   Reply with quote         


May the force be with you.

Have a GREAT summer.




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anfa

Location: Geordieland, UK

Post Sun Jun 12, 2005 11:36 am   Reply with quote         


Thanks peeps I think it's working. He played on Command & Conquer today and chose to be the bad guys! Smile




Cambria

Location: Sunny So California

Post Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:09 pm   Reply with quote         


Command & Conquer??? w00t!!! I have a picture of myself choking the EVIL Kane (in RL)! (Used to work for Westwood as a system operator)




ReinMan

Location: Whitby, ONTARIO, CAN

Post Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:30 pm   Reply with quote         


I have a picture of me choking something, but it isn't EVIL.

(well, my MOM says its evil, but I never believe my mom!)




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Cynn

Location: California Choppin'

Post Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:33 pm   Reply with quote         


My son has a bunch of Star Wars games for PS2 and PC, and he invariably chooses the dark path. I wonder if it has anything to do with the Stephen King bedtime stories I read him as a baby.*



*Ok, that was a joke. I think he was just born evil.**




**That was also a joke.




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nancers
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Location: Pennsyltucky

Post Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:34 pm   Reply with quote         


I don't follow the Star Wars thing, but when I grow up I could become a Mordsith....

Maybe that would scare him into behaving....




leif

Location: montreal

Post Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:09 pm   Reply with quote         


My problem is i eat to many damn prunes... i just love'um




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Post Mon Aug 08, 2005 4:03 pm   Reply with quote         


If he will not turn, then he will die!




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