My pirate name is:

Iron Mary Vane
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

I go by the name of Peg Leg Pete!

Black Sam Kidd
go figure

Great link!

Dirty Anne Cash
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

masonbeard

actually, it calls me "Black Harry Vane" which is completely rediculous and totally unacceptable.

har har har... good link Scion

Dirty Jenny Vane

Apparently, the entire Vane family turned to piracy.

iwas too lazy to answer the question to

Aarrrr Mates, I'm Booty Bertha ye buxom beauty! What are YOU doing here? Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches? or are you just... Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?" That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! Where's the wench with my grog?! Yo Ho, my friends I have a tale of treasure, plunder, sea and sail my story's bigger than a whale it gets so deep, ye'll have to bail.

Me Matey, Willie Slappy scrounged up these wordy ditties which maybe ye can use smartly....

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for a Pirate is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.
Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Aarrrrrgggghhhhh! Abandon hope ye blige rat! You're resembling Popeye! That's what ye lasses reply to that there lagoon whisperer. Shiver his timbers with a speck of iceberg on his rotten plank ridden with scurvey.

Now mates weigh anchor or I'll give you a taste of the cap'n's daughter!

Iron William Rackham

I be Iron John Vane
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

John Vane. Isn't he a German cowboy?!

"Your pirate name is: Dirty John Flint

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"

Isn't that first bit the same as Cynn's? So we're both going to be thrown in the water together? ooer...

Aharrrr!!

my long lost sister!!!