A co-worker thought up version 2 of this game. Google for "[Insert name] wants":

Chris wants to be adopted - Any takers?
Chris wants to build thinking machines to do some of our thinking for us.
Chris wants to be like other 12-year-olds,. but he isn’t. - doesn't help that I'm going on 35
Chris wants to sing in the park. - 'cuz I have a fetish for being pelted with tomatoes.
Chris wants boobs. That got yer attention didn't it?! - ACTUAL FIND!

I'm game

Five Places Robin Wants to Visit Egypt Las Vegas The British Museum [not London] The Louvre [not Paris] Key West. (sorry led, google says I don't want that afterall!)
Robin wants to make Billy Finn gay (now why would I do such a thing?)
Robin wants to wed Granddaughter, but even in the future there remains a social prejudice against human beings marrying household appliances (what the... ?)
Robin wants to learn to play the " steel guitar" (sure... this could be fun)
Once they're all dead, Robin wants to have a family hoe-down in Heaven (oh hell yeah, that sounds fun)

Sage wants to be here for a long time

All Sage wants is for this sexy, no-account drifter to keep his distance

the overarching rebranding strategy is what Sage wants

The New Age Sage Rage Want to know the meaning of life

Sage wants to be every popular female songstress in the large lexicon of the past ten or so odd years. (That's why my musical career never went anywhere )

Uh, according to google, what I want most of all is to get married.

Sorry i am taken EJH

Me too, but we could just move to Mexico

That's ok, guys... maybe I'll stick with some of the other things google says I want: a pony, dessert, and some juice. (ooh! a pony!)

ANFA wants to start afresh
ANFA wants to run the league successfully

Tony wants to thank UncleJimbo for letting him revist youth
Tony Wants A Job Stroking Feather Birds.
Tony wants to whack whoever/whomever is talking to the feds.
Tony wants to use technology to help people and make the future a better place
Tony wants to use the Simpson home for shooting the adult film “Lemony Lickit

Scion wants to know 'What Moves You'.
Scion wants to keep the dealer.
Scion wants to emulate?
Scion is seen as a fix.
Scion wants to create a low-key environment.

Sandi wants to play with you!
Sandi wants to kick it to the curb to make room for her safari-style furnishings!
Sandi wants to eat everything in sight
Sandi wants something unique for around $150
Sandi wants to spend the remaining days taking trains to other cities
Sandi wants to know if you see evidence of the direction of glacier movement

[Okay... that one is true..... I think... I mean you can't be too sure about moving glaciers]