I am SO PISSED OFF right now!
I just spent, like, ah HOUR at LEAST reading some stupid thread about a BJ Tower Entry and it's demise to the MODS. On the first page I thought "Oh, I have SUCH a witty picture to post at the end of this that is ABSOLUTELY PERITINANT to the discussion at hand". And I kept reading and I found the arguments in this particular thread boring and trite and immature and somewhat funny, as per usual. I HUNKERED DOWN and read the WHOLE FRICKIN' THING - FOUR FRICKIN PAGES! - and then I went to post my Very Funny Image and
DAMMIT the thread WAS LOCKED UP BY
SOME DAMNABLE SPASTIC NASTY BRIT-MOD who's name shall go unmentioned, but it does rhyme with
DODGE.
What the
HELL is happening around here? THREADS DISAPPEAR without explanation. Threads GET LOCKED UP LIKE PETULANT CHILDREN WHO REFUSE TO TOW THE FAMILY LINE (but enough about my youth!). 3 year+ choppers QUIT THE SITE BECAUSE THEY ARE
UNHAPPY THAT THEY DIDN'T WIN A CONTEST. Dogs and cats
LIVING IN SIN!
JEEZ LOUIS I'm RILED to the KUPPERJABBERS, I'll tell you!
I'm sick and TIRED of all the sick and tired people around here. I've been "with" this site for over 10+ years (if you count my life in dog years, and apparently that is just what my fiance does do) and I have NEVER seen such WHINING and BEEYOTCHING and JAMMING OF THE
SEX-PROP! I am SHOCKED AND UN-AMAZED by how stunningly petty ABSOFRICKINLUTELY
EVERYONE is around here!!!!
I mean, to put this thread particular thread BACK ON TRACK (BECAUSE AS USUAL SOMEONE HAS TWISTED IT's ORIGINAL INTENTIONS TO THEIR OWN AGENDA, you BASTARD(s)!) Here is a question to the MANAGEMENT: why the HECK would you put a source image that
in any way resembles a human REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN? HUH? WHY WOULD YA? It is only BASIC HUMAN NATURE (and if anything we are a very BASE lot around here) that SOMEONE (probably a Dutchy) would do something SEXUAL with it.
If you don't want SEXUAL content here then stop posting source images that have radio towers, church steeples, water towers, telephone poles, trains going into tunnels, fingers pointing skyward, Howitzer cannons, Furby dolls, lollipops, popsicles, tubular-styled meat (as in frankfurters or chimmychangas), giraffe necks, and anything manufactured by Fredricks of Hollywood. I mean, come ON people,
IT IS JUST COMMON SENSE!
But common SENSE seems to have taken the last train to Clarksville around here. You are ALL, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, behaving like F*&Y@(_N#()in HUMANS!
STOP IT I SAY!
STOP IT NOW!!!!
Do you think that the Ryticulans at the Center of the Galaxy are MISSING ANY OF THIS? ? Do you think that GOD, in Her heaven, has gone off to darn Buddha's socks and just happened to miss JUST HOW BADLY YOU ARE ALL BEHAVING?!? !? DO YOU THINK, in any way possible, THAT YOU ARE GETTING AWAY WITH THIS CRASS and DEPRESSING BEHAVIOR? ? ?
I think NOT.
*cough*
*cough cough*
Well, I guess I could go on and on and on about my bitterness and upset with you MEDDLING KIDS! But, as usual, I'll keep it concise and to the point.
STOP BEING YOU.
No one is enjoying it. And probably you'll get a lump of coal in your Versace Designer Knee-length stocking for XMAS!!!!
Try being GOOD like me.
It feels good.
To be me.
Ah.
*sigh*
I
LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feel better now?
