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mere_artist

Location: Holbrook, New York

Post Tue Jan 17, 2006 12:51 pm   Reply with quote         


WHY TO BUY A MAC?

REASON NUMBER 117:
Since they don't break you don't have to pay this guy (see photo in post above) $50 an hour to come over and fix it.




TofuTheGreat

Location: Back where I belong.

Post Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:11 pm   Reply with quote         


arcaico wrote:
Ok... $20, but Eve has to come with him...

hmmm... wait... there's something wrong in here... Hmmm


Wait. We get Eve too? So lessee. Zak, QLT and Eve in one bundled package. I could sell Zak on eBay I suppose....

I BID $110




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Queen La Tiff

Location: MI

Post Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:08 pm   Reply with quote         


$110...yeah, that'd be enough to turn his room into a studio.

Actually, you know, Zak is a pretty cool character...where we live, kids "test in" to pre-school (age 4). When Zak took the test, this serious lady said, "We want to give Zak another test." I thought they were going to come back and tell me he was ADD or something, and I was preparing my indignant retort. She comes back and says, "We're testing Zak's preliminary IQ at 156..." Blah blah. I said, "Hell, I've been telling people he was a genius since he was two. Apple trees make apples!"

When he was five, he got hold of a calculator, my watch, an alarm clock, and some picture wire, and tried to build a static electricity machine. He had seen one at the Liberty Science Center.

I'm sure it's pretty obvious from this teacher's penmanship and so forth that she's no match for the big Z. There's a bunch of portraits of him on my site...I like to think they capture his "Zakness."




Post Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:05 pm   Reply with quote         


That $110 dollars after taxes should equate to about .50 cents. Now if you put that .50 cents into a savings account that compounded quarterly for 10 years and using the prime interest rate....how much would you have in your savings account in 10 years? Shocked

(hint: The current prime interest rate is 7.25 %)




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ScionShade

Location: VeniceFlaUS

Post Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:46 pm   Reply with quote         


nubie wrote:
am I the only one who saw that Scion was high on coke and hash at ten?
really ??? Ten???? I was too busy shooting pieces of a pen about two or three feet when I was ten. what freakin state did you grow up in??....um ..er oh..... never mind!!!
Btw no gators in N.J. only teachers who cant write!
a kug ug ug ug ug!!( in a popeye voice)

HAHA! JERSEY! Very Happy




TofuTheGreat

Location: Back where I belong.

Post Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:27 pm   Reply with quote         


No other bidders? Does that mean I win? Yeah I finally won something on PSC!

dbbowling wrote:
That $110 dollars after taxes should equate to about .50 cents. Now if you put that .50 cents into a savings account that compounded quarterly for 10 years and using the prime interest rate....how much would you have in your savings account in 10 years? Shocked

(hint: The current prime interest rate is 7.25 %)


And DB but WHERE am I gonna get two women like Eve & QLT for only $110? AND I get a pre-pubescent butler to boot!




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Created using photoshop and absolutely no talent. - reyrey

ReyRey

Location: In a world of $#!t

Post Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:40 pm   Reply with quote         


That was me in school. Now I know. (A.D.D) One year I went the entire semester with no books because I could not remember my combination for my locker. I asked the office what my combination was for my locker. They told me what it was. The next day I had my combination written on a piece of paper. Could not remember where the paper was. That did not matter because I could not remember where my locker was either. I was too embarassed to go back and ask again. Embarassed




Michel

Location: Montreal, Canada

Post Tue Jan 17, 2006 8:03 pm   Reply with quote         


He was playing with the pen and it flew off his hands? And who got the idea of buying him a retractable pen? Who's fault is it, huh? Courses can be long; what can you do but play with what's at hand to pass those countless hours?




blue_lurker

Location: Australia

Post Wed Jan 18, 2006 2:19 am   Reply with quote         


$1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 au

(At current exchange rate...thats...carry the 1...$42.95 us...or...$1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 canadian)




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