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fempie

Location: dutchy in germany > in Slovenia

Post Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:22 pm   Reply with quote         


dewdew wrote:
Dude i went to the home depot.....i had my fake wallet with 5 one dollar bills showing just a little.
I arrived in the parking lot and pulled to a close parking spot, just so they would not have to walk far.
I got out of my truck and fumbled around in the back like i was looking for something. After about three minutes i notice these two young ladies approaching with a bottle of windex and a roll of paper towels.
Then just like you said they wanted aride across town, too which i hurried a YES to.
Thinking back on it now.....maybe that's where it all started down hill. Climbing in they started complaining about not having room. I knew then something just was not right. I was excited and said something about them having sex right there in the seat beside me. Well the look on the blonds face told me to shut up....but i could'nt stop.Thats when i mentioned to the brunette that i like her lips better and that i would rather recieve the oral from her.

Well i am writing this letter now from my hospital bed.....come to find out the local JUDO class was having a fund raiser......and while the brunette did have better lips......she hit harder too....and the round house from the blonde was totally unexspected....they must have been like red belts or something. Anyways it was like CHUCK NORRIS and JET LEE jumping up an down on my head. I am still looking for my truck and wallet. OHHHH and they may have both testicle's......or they have not droped back down yet.....i shall stay in touch. I should have know better than to listen to Claf.


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nat_g31

Location: Permanent vacation from Nor Cal

Post Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:00 pm   Reply with quote         


Thats too funny Claf. Reminds me of an email I got recently.


Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called' Beer' .

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units ofBeer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After severalBeers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life'ssavings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'.In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as'marriage'.

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.


If you fall victim to this' Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up'Golf Courses' in the phone book.

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

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st1n3r

Location: Uranus

Post Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:40 am   Reply with quote         


I picked up a hooker once, while she was blowing me she got my wallet. i was like WTF! but after i looked on my front floor board and there was my wallet, only thing missing was my cash. my credit cards driver's license and the rest was all there... she was a true professional! i was thankful.
fuck the $200, i didnt have to go to the DMV!




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