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Post Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:08 pm   Reply with quote         


New Cowboy Boots


An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "seniors" in Texas.

Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale
one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.



He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?"



Bessie looks him over, "Nope."



Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.


Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"



Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.



Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?

IT"S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a
hat."




Paul Von Stetina

Location: Deep Shit

Post Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:41 pm   Reply with quote         


One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night." the mailman comments.

Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I."

The mailman thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"

Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to! guess who it is."

The mailman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up four or five times."




Post Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:30 am   Reply with quote         


Hee hee hee Laughing Laughing Laughing




TofuTheGreat

Location: Back where I belong.

Post Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:24 am   Reply with quote         


HAHAHA nice one PVS!




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