Probably the closest to the truth to be found.

I will second that, and keep reading up on my science papers every year.... because they are fun

Your going to need more sausage for the Nephlim...or giants.....i don't know if they want onions and peppers or not.........Now ...since we are in the belief catogory.....i believe i have tried to be good.....i know i have done some bad...(not burn in hell bad)....But... . we are guessing here.....i mean...some call it faith.....well. .... faithfully.....i'm guessing and somewhat hoping:? Hoping that "GOD".....who or what ever god is......see's that my good....out weighs my bad..and lets me in..Now if he don't....well that's his choice....but the way i see it is.....If he was watching me this whole time.....WHY???? did he not say something......JEHHHHHHZZZZZUUUSSSSS... ..no.. not that one.......anyway ...if after that i have to go to hell......UGHHH....ain't this soul, that i am carring....... MINE??......the devil just don't get it, because i did'nt make the grade.....does he??....then if it's mine.....he ain't getting shit....i don't see what all the boogyman spooky stuff is about anywho.....i mean.....he could'nt take over heaven.....and was BELLY TO BELLIED right out the Pearly ROPES.....i know after an asswhipping like that...HE don't want another......so he can turn down the heat...and plop his red ass down on the sofa......NOW WHERE"S THE REMOTE. DADDY"S HOME

SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING. .....JESUS ...just happens to be the only one who's bones are missing???????....All these fossils of all these people.....But no jesus....IS it the church??? robbers????? or was he really here?????....or he may have got up and walked out. ....See it's the last part that bothers me a little.....I don't think anyone has to woory about a return though....YOU did see what we done to him the last time!!!!....WHY WOULD HE......he might send Peter.....but i don't think we are real high on his LIKE list. hell i don't blame him.

Don't worry Dewdew, the last pope before this one, has said that there officially is no - as in N O - hell after death. That was a misinterpretation..... of some text.....

where the hell'd it go?

But if you hadn't publically shamed yourself that would have been less amusement for us!

The shroomy sock dude has a point....

someeone said:
where the hell'd it go?
in my curser

oops?

There has to be a battle between goo and evil.....There just has to be......A normal person does kill and hurt people.....i'm not saying under any circumstance.....you should not let someone kill you..(Self preservation should be high on your list )......But in general....Your first thought in the morning is not...WHAT CAN I DESTROY TODAY.....who's life can i ruin....YET.....we have murderers....that do it because they want to....you have rapist...i don't care if they say it's about the Power not the sex or what ever.....NORMAL people would not do that.....not because they can't......Pushed far enough.....a human is very capable of doing unheard of evil.....ex.HITLER .....but the desire to want more....need more......seek more is always there. We live in a very evil world..(maybe as a test)....and what we really do is try "TRY" to be nice.......WE don't have to TRY and be mean.....it comes naturally.....get that...NATURAL...it's not taught....you don't have to learn it......it is just as natural as breathing....BUT now you try and be nice ..to friends..family...passers by.........you try and not tell them they are wrong...stupid.....the thing is....you TRY...WE love boxing matches.....if a fight breaks out in a bar....you want ringside seats...YOU love it......it's natural...WAR is as old as man.....it's what we do...until that can change...I dont think anyone has to worry about the afterlife.....one thing is for sure....no-one is busting down the fence to get back and tell us...so i'm just hoping to ride out the Wave...and not suck down too much saltwater. ...so far though..it's all i can do to get up the creek....but without a paddle..it's slow going...I hope they have outboards in heaven

I dunno, dew. It's kinda hard to be mean.

Being mean is as natural as breathing.... like he said.

I'm not talking about snapping at someone or being cranky, but I really don't have any interest in hitting anyone or causing people pain. I don't like to see the results. I don't enjoy making people hurt. And I bet you don't either. Sure if someone had a knife to my mom or something, I'd kick his or her ass, but that's not because I want to but out of necessity. I'd probably need therapy afterwards.

Ah.... THERAPY.

Now I've spent SOME time in THAT particular church!

(Yes, indeedy!)

Mine is summed up in Thomas Jefferson's Words, I quote:-

"I never told my religion, nor scrutinized that of another. I never attempted to make a convert, nor wished to change another's creed. I have judged of others' religion by their lives, and not from our words that our religion must be read. By the same test, must the World judge me!"

End of Quote, so STFUAC!

Wiz