you're at 30K now huh?
I guess that means we need to take you in and get you tuned up.
* Change blood & filters (up to 5 quarts)
* Check under-eye fluid levels
* Preventive Maintenance Inspection
* Check wiper blades (eye lids)
* Check tread depth on feet and hands
* Adjust blood pressure to manufacturer's specs
* Inspect rotors, linings, pads, drums
* Lubricate caliper slide rails
* Inspect all vein lines and hoses
* Complete fluid flush
* Lubricate transmission control linkage
* Inspect CV joints on fingers
* Inspect drive belt
* Inspect exhaust system
* Inspect fuel system connections, hoses and lines
* Replace lungs air filter
* Inspect spark plugs for imagination
* Lubricate all steering and suspension components
* Change brain coolant
* Replace body air filter
* Fuel Injection Maintenance
I figure we'll have you back in about a week or so...
