Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:11 pm   Reply with quote         

We were all young and gullible once.

Just for fun guys try this on!

There's one born every minute! LOL!

Wiz

Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:14 pm   Reply with quote         

That is funny to see a staple through the protection.... maybe it could have another use.. what can you do with one ? All that comes to my mind is a nose warmer. I am sure there are some creative types here that can find multi-use for this unusable non-used product.

Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:15 pm   Reply with quote         

Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:15 pm   Reply with quote         

manic_d wrote:

...All that comes to my mind is a nose warmer...

You must know some funny looking people.

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Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:18 pm   Reply with quote         

Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:29 pm   Reply with quote         

annajon wrote:

That is so wierd, somebody stole my old lame joke and revamped it!!!

F@ck Knows!

I just found the Condom card visual on the Boing Boing Website and added the Dummies Stuff to it.

I thought it would appeal to the average PSC'ers sense of humour;-)
(Toatally Warped )

Wiz

Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:54 pm   Reply with quote         

Wiz wrote:

annajon wrote:

That is so wierd, somebody stole my old lame joke and revamped it!!!

F@ck Knows!

I just found the Condom card visual on the Boing Boing Website and added the Dummies Stuff to it.

I thought it would appeal to the average PSC'ers sense of humour;-)
(Toatally Warped )

Wiz

It does!!

My condoms were three in one and all had been stapled and were then sold cheap, because they were leftovers

Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:56 pm   Reply with quote         

please tell me that isn't a real thing and you just chopped it to be that way

Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:41 pm   Reply with quote         

NOGOODSK8RPUNK wrote:

please tell me that isn't a real thing and you just chopped it to be that way

Said the actress to the archbishop just before putting the lights out. "Ooooh! you are a big boy!"

Wiz

Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:04 pm   Reply with quote         

my dad used those
Momma tried to tell him i was his......poor man.....he never had a chance.

Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:15 pm   Reply with quote         

i thought it was a Manic_d 's thread! ...Jeeennnn....

Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:29 am   Reply with quote         

True Story:

A "very young" dude goes into the pharmacy/chemists/drug store to purchase his first box of condoms.

Nervously, he takes the box to the counter. The sales clerk looks at him over her glasses and says "that will be $4.75 with tax".

The young man swallows hard and says "gee, is that how you hold them on?"



Tax? Tacks? Get it?

Is this thing on?

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Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:11 am   Reply with quote         

There's a version where he goes to the chemist to get a couple Dozen and the chemist is very nice, helps him pick out several types, brands, colors, etc. The boy has a date with a hot girl and is invited to dinner that night so that's why he stocked up for the AFTER DINNER alone time.
He arrives at his date's house to meet her parents, whom he'd never met before and , the dad is the chemist.

I should try to find the link to that joke. I really suck at joke telling.

Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:15 am   Reply with quote         

Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:58 am   Reply with quote         

don't ever forget to make ventilation spots in the condom with a needle or something like that, so yer dick doesn't suffocate.

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