Tofu
well if you want to know I don't always take my own advice. Was in the grocery line the other day and some ass behind me was nudging his buggy up my backside and then he proceeded to cram his stuff onto the conveyor belt right up against my stuff, he got mad my daughter came up behind him with a loaf of bread to add to my things and I finally turned around and told him to BACK THE HELL AWAY and shoved his stuff clear down the belt and told him to observe boundaries. My family thought I had lost it but really how rude and pushy he was...... he certainly was much much bigger than I was and looked like he'd take on anybody but I was having none of his crap. So do as I say not as I do.

Frightening stuff Manic! Sorry to hear about the breakin at your sisters. But, in a way, it would have been far worse, if the thiefs had left the TV and some of the china and a NOTE saying "Make sure you have better stuff in your house next time we come round!!! This stuff is not worth all the work we done to get here!!!"

PS, that last bit was a J O K E to lighten the mood a bit ....

Is green a safe colour to use for a joke?

Next time be prepared

With crime rates in Japan on the rise, one creative safety innovation is clothing that converts into a vending machine disguise.

, Voks!

With this kind of get-up, at least you could have gotten the guy's change, Tofu!

I shudder to think of where he'd be shoving his change.

.....wonder if it's called .......SPY-WARE.