This was passed around MySpace and I think it's just too cute. Here's what you do:

Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs", then pick the 5 funniest ones there. If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs". You get the idea.

My fave 5:
Robin needs lots of cuddles and tender loving care
Robin needs to find a new crush!
us our little angel, Robin, needs a life saving liver transplant
A little peace and quiet in an artistic setting is just what Robin needs
Robin needs to work on like not being such a psycho

Henning needs a new laptop
Henning needs a certain level of audience enthusiasm to get going
Henning needs to fill up His '97 Jeep Wrangler
Henning needs to communicate to GICB (Globecom and ICC Conference Board) and
technical chairs the position of the Internet TC
Henning needs to hook up with Ken, our temporary treasurer and arrange
for a new payment to our new account.

I need to hook up with Ken?

Actually, I do need a new laptop, cause I made my old one into a really-cool-mass-killing-machine-in-a-suitcase-like-in-the-movies

Here are my needs:

sage needs:

your future PR effort;
a good home;
your face; (no, really)
regular trimming to stay compact;
to brush down its white charger, shine its armor and sword, and start searching for dragons to slay in this field.

bonus: Sage needs somebody who can maintain focus.

hahaha

this is kind of amazing... some REALLY fits to me...

Fabio needs to click on the link "get the script here."
(that would be nice, once I'm joining the South American Superior School of Cinema and TV)

Fabio needs to go back to Argentina
(I wish I could... my favorite ex-girlfriend lives there... not that I collect ex-girlfriends, but... )

Fabio needs lots of cookies to keep his FAT up
(my FAT up??? damn, I'm skin and bones... what fat???)

Fabio needs to stalk people and that Is a good way for him.
(damn anti-social brazilian prick... do what google says!!!!)

and the best one...
Fabio needs to know!
(KNOW WHAT????? well... guess that's why I need to know... )

Hey how cool is this little game, nice one Ms. R

ok here are my random needs

Marco needs to take immediate action to ensure Sabby’s safety

( I'm on my way Sabby, don't worry )

Marco needs to “sooth the itch”

( actually I do, got a bugger of an itch on my left shoulder )

Marco needs to spend some time with the twins.

( I do???.... Ok i'll just go find some to spend that quality time with..... hope they like to chop )

Marco needs to get into the world and do something so it doesn’t explode

( hmmmmmm lol ooook, this one sounds both hard to do, and critical that I must do it, so again, off I go )

Marco needs time to think things through when he meets new language or when he has to understand the instructions for a task. In fact, he will often sit for hours, just thinking

( hey, ok sometimes I take my time, but I don't just sit here )

hope, I caught this game with my weak english, but here is what I found:

Hannes needs Bicycles as Sustainable Development Aid
Hannes needs Help with 2.2
Hannes needs Lääkeinformaatiota Lääkelaitokselta Läkemedelsinformation (whatever this will be …)
Hannes needs Privacy, Anonymity and Unobservabiliy in the Internet
Hannes needs Surface beauty

Lasse needs a home
lasse needs no introduction
Lasse needs to wash his hair
Lasse needs to stay sharp before defending the title in December.
Lasse needs to get back in the lineup somehow.

Jos needs a bottle of Grolsch and an opener (true)
JOS needs to have a human face (mooo)
Jos needs shoes (true also)
JOS needs to be made aware that not all devices are 256-byte sectored (which devices bite what sector?!?)
Jos needs to hit the brakes...HARD! (what?.. whAAAAAA)

Justin Needs Help! Our man Justin, a multi-talented but exceedingly poor man
Justin needs to get a new script for his medication
Justin needs to be *immediately hospitalized*
Justin needs to give his information to the Senate
Justin needs $1.50
Justin needs to dump that skinny-ass gf and realize he and I are meant to hump like bunnies

Okay, Just 'cuz I couldn't resist:
tofu needs to be used right away but is the freshest option
tofu needs to be simmered twice
Tofu needs a little loving attention to give it life
tofu needs lots of help ...
Tofu needs all the help it can get.

[quote="yello_piggy"]
Hannes needs Lääkeinformaatiota Lääkelaitokselta Läkemedelsinformation (whatever this will be …)


Läkemedel = Medicine
information = information
that one is in swedish. the two words behid are semi-finnish.

well you literally learn something new everyday, cheers HK

thank you HK for the tiny little swedish-lesson! more you cant learn when you visit ikea!