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		 | T:  "Would  you  like  a  monkey  claw  Phillip?"    P:  "Yes  please."    T:  !FART!    T:  "That's  called  the  monkey  claw  because  it  feels  like  my  colon  is  being  ripped  apart  by  a  thousand  monkeys."    P:  "The  monkey  claw  is  smelly." |  
 
 
 
 
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				| Monkey Claw |  
			| by King Fister 
   Created April 01, 2010
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