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bluevet
OUTSTANDING !!! BEST POST EVER !!!
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mezopunk
do you have typestyler?
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metalic
woww! honestly i very like it.
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MoZub
are you MOCKING MY TYPING???????????????
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16ozBud
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.
I began to think alone - "to relax," I told myself. But I knew it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time.
I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't mix, but I couldn't stop myself.
I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, "What is it exactly we are doing here?"
Things weren't going so great at home either. One evening I had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother's. I soon had a reputation as a heavy thinker. One day the boss called me in. He said, "Skippy, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job." This gave me a lot to think about.
I came home early after my conversation with the boss. "Honey," I confessed, "I've been thinking..."
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scrolbar
Thimk first!
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xovlov
I donn't get it
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ironmc43
what the hell did you do? besides get rid of the scatch
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SkiDog
Dude, that's awesome
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Sloth
I was gonna dew this, but I'm too lazy
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[untitled entry]
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by dewking
Created July 07, 2003
7 votes
3 comments
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