"In today's news ... a man skydiving was so scared shotless that he was spotted with toilet paper as he exited the plan. Now lets go to our roving reporter metalic with our eye in the sky...."
i can't see anyone ever having to go that bad. :)
Guilding the lily or no, an excellent entry Metalic. I think you've tapped on a hidden fear for airline passengers - mistaking the lou for the exit door. Makes ya' just wanna hold it in until you've landed. :-)