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" THE NEW GOSPEL "
 THE NEW GOSPEL
" And ye he returneth from Mount Cybernide, after 40 days and nights. Clasps in his hand is his staff, emblazoned with his standard and in the other he holds the promised land. With the faithful he did rejoice with music and cigars and merlot.






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Micose Micose
great one Blue
karell karell
lol
billtvshow billtvshow
lol
vunt van pumununt vunt van pumununt
HAH! reminds me of something feral once said: "... And God decided humans weren't good enough, so he created JMH. And Jesus got all jealous, and God was like "Screw you pal, you're old news!" And then JMH rained awesomeness"
TheShaman TheShaman
and there was much rejoicing  
j58roldan j58roldan
...
yello_piggy yello_piggy
it looks like a stick for alpine skiers (-D
digitalpharaoh digitalpharaoh
Let the choir sing..."(insert song here)".
woodie woodie
Ha!
bsoholic bsoholic
haha! cool!
nancers nancers
HAH!
marcoballistic marcoballistic
this should f**kin' win, sorry about the language but this is genius Blue, fantastic, brilliant, right on the money, WIN I SAY
volkswes volkswes
...
mightybeet mightybeet
haw!!!
Gort Gort
that's great
200puls 200puls
this is brilliant mr. lurker - awesome job !!!
jerry717 jerry717
Hahahaha...this is great!
mikey mikey
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Cambria Cambria
LOL! Awesome job! I initially wanted to do a JMH parting the Red Sea... tihs goes one better!
Kansas Kansas
Blu... the i'm not worthy vote!
mrwolf707 mrwolf707
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rashdog rashdog
that's great!
TofuTheGreat TofuTheGreat
Oh blurker this is so good and funny. Who's all in there?
Vlad Vlad
Love the staff!
cafn8d cafn8d
HAHA!! I believe...THIS IS AWESOME!
askerai askerai
...
wendysmurfie wendysmurfie
Whahaha, i cant stop laughing, and this is very well done to. I must vote for this!
16ozBud 16ozBud
good mind
claudiolky claudiolky
biblical vote
seamusoisin seamusoisin
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ReyRey ReyRey
Holy Moses!!! Thats good.
arcaico arcaico
WHERE ARE THE PROFILES YOU LAZY AUSSIE?????? *takes sedative*
dewking dewking
They didnt have black people back then... :)
kentq kentq
nice :)
anabrin anabrin
Ha!
Serps Serps
:)
supak0ma supak0ma
great idea
bigbuck bigbuck
Oh Yes!
Goat1981 Goat1981
HA! Another great idea! Very funny.
nav nav
...
dbbowling dbbowling
great chop blue lurker :)
Paul Von Stetina Paul Von Stetina
and on the lapath, behold ith porn, and it was good!
Synthvet Synthvet
and on the seventh day he chopped; and it was good.
jefflang007 jefflang007
Blue when you told me about this idea i had no idea it would be so good. I hand the torch to you this week.
deshone deshone
;)
RiccardoS RiccardoS
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Claf Claf
Cool blue! :)
Showcase Showcase
HAHA! nice on blueker!
ironmc43 ironmc43
HAHA!!! I'm even one of the decipals! THis is an instant classic...
jazgraphic jazgraphic
lol, good work;)
Eve Eve
Lots of work! Good chop, Blue!
Feral Hamster Feral Hamster
well heck, gotta vote for the visual realization of my own quote. nice work, blue
delucx delucx
:)
*=J=* *=J=*
haha, fantastic
nyxxie nyxxie
...
Death of a Clown Death of a Clown
You need to illuminate him more.
couldb5150 couldb5150
very very cool !!!!
sage sage
great stuff, lurker!
Michel Michel
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anfa anfa
Cooler than a snowman's cold bits! :D
the202 the202
Nice work.
Tijn Tijn
lol!
splodge splodge
...
L@rue L@rue
...
Persuader Persuader
=)
Wett Wett
:)
olive olive
...


Comments

blue_lurker blue_lurker
Over 53 layers, lots of burn and dodge. We need to have a high res phot gallery of members for fun stuff like this.
blue_lurker blue_lurker
Damn it Vunt thats what gave me the idea mate, was looking for a quote in the forumes and rememberd that quote but could not remeber who said it. Thanks Feral.
vunt van pumununt vunt van pumununt
is it a coincidence? or did JMH intervene? lol. btw love the laptop / stone tablet switch!
blue_lurker blue_lurker
Well Tofu, ya got da boss man, then from left to right. Bluefist, Rashdog, the202, ironmc43, Nancers and last but not least Billtv. For those that dont know they are your site mods. (Damn I hope I got em all)
cafn8d cafn8d
DITTO MARCO!!! WinWinWinWinWinWin!!
arcaico arcaico
yes they had dew... watch Kevin Smith´s Dogma and you´ll see... the 13th apostole was black, but for some reason they cut him from the Bible... lol
mightybeet mightybeet
boooo!!!
blue_lurker blue_lurker
Thanks folks for all the nice votes and comments, Gunna frame this and start a new cult...



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 " THE NEW GOSPEL "
by blue_lurker
blue_lurker
Created February 15, 2006
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