My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me,
and my girlfriend . She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me,
very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts
and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.


One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."


I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.

We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



The moral of this story is:


"Always keep your condoms in your car.""

sorry too lazy to take out the ">>"

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds
>>his
>>way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a
>>while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
>>
>>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
>>voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
>>think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should
>>know five things:
>> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
>>karate.
>> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
>>weightlifter.
>> 5 The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
>>wrestler.
>>
>>Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
>>joke?"
>>
>>The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No..
>>not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her Daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

" This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

" This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"You need to iron the damn thing, it's all wrinkled," he said. "What's for dinner"?